Are you one of the millions of women suffering from a bad nights sleep? Kush, “The Natural Rest for the Breast,” could be your answer. Kept in a convenient little satin bag, Kush is your nighttime companion that holds the key in allowing you to sleep on your side with the proper support.

No straps, no underwires, no constraints, and no garments needed! What more could you ask for?

All those guys who say they only read Playboy for the articles can now do so on their iPad, thanks to the adult magazine’s new boob-less app.

Playboy agreed to censor its content in order to secure a place in the App Store, where any software that Apple considers “obscene, pornographic, offensive or defamatory” is banned.

Many iPad users have expressed frustration at the self-censorship because (aside from the addition of a 30-second interview clip), the app is basically a digital version of the print magazine, but without the nudity.

Displeased by the lack of dynamic content, a review of the app by MinOnline points out: “The problem for Playboy is that the missing pieces are so obvious because they are so well known.”

The Playmate of the Month, one of the magazine’s most popular photo features, will only appear on the iPad only as a tasteful headshot.

We’ve culled through all of the entries we’ve received for the contest and selected some of the most popular designs. We then had to weed out any designs that just weren’t feasible in terms of the actual printing of a t-shirt. Below you will find the remaining designs from which we will select a finalist in each of the 3 categories (Guy, Girl, HOF). In some cases we’ve taken the liberty of recreating a design and/or superimposing it on top of a shirt in order to put all designs on the same playing field and to give a better sense of scale and the actual end result.

We’d love to hear all of your feedback one more time on these final designs, especially to know which shirts you might actually wear out in public. After all, that is sort of the point!

A huge thanks to all that participated in the contest and submitted entries!

Here are the designs, in no particular order…
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After breast augmentation, a woman’s shape changes as well as her breast size, which can be difficult when it comes to buying new bras.

Traditional bras are designed with oval-shape under wires that do not always conform to the shape of implants, which tend to be rounder and wider than natural breasts. Many retail lingerie stores can measure your bra size, but the right type of bra for your shape may not always be available.

I recently came across a website that some of you may find helpful:

www.brasforimplants.com

This website reviews a selection of bras for implants ranked by criteria, as well as directions on where to buy them. The reviews do not include all bras available on the market, but they may provide a good resource for someone who has been measured for bra size and is researching their options.

If you know of any other websites that may be helpful for bra shopping or bra fitting with implants, please share your suggestions below. Thanks!

Equipped with huge knockers and clever phrases, you can get your own Boob Job Bear from Toy Vault for only $10.93.Squeeze her paw and you’ll hear such phrases as: “Do you like my new knockers?” and “Hell, yes, they’re real.”

This stuffed animal is not appropriate for children, most adults, or the elderly. Handle with care.

In case you are wondering what your future girls will look like in a bikini…

I’m going to go ahead and say this is an upgrade from the t-shirts frequently sold at tourist novelty shops and/or state fairs:

Except for maybe the thong. It adds quite the realistic element to daywear

Designer Peter Rolfe has created the ultimate chest of drawers in the form of a sculptural female torso, equipped with small velvet lined drawers perfect for jewelry or small keepsakes.

If only I had some pocket change in the amount of £7,637.50 for this lovely piece of work…

The Peter Rolfe Gen II available in Birch Ply from e-Berkeley Shop.

A Los Angeles woman has decided to earn some extra money by selling ad space on her size 40NN chest, and Martz Communications Group PD Drew Scott has taken up the offer for $2,000.

Said Scott, “Anorei Collins posted an ad on EBAY ‘modeling your logo’ around LA on her 40NN sized breasts to subsidize her income. The idea was that since people are always staring anyway, she might as well make them prime advertising real estate.”

As part of the deal, Collins will be advertising around LA’s most trafficked locations for 4 different days.

Please keep us abreast of any sitings if you happen to be in the LA area in the next couple of weeks.

[ From: allaccess.com ]

For about two and a half decades now, professional finger-waggers have found a decent niche for themselves in the flourishing sexual harassment industry from which they can rail-against the loathsome scourge of men who inadvertently cast appreciative glances upon the figures of women co-workers. So the MacKinnonite theory goes: If that form of rampant delinquency is ever-assiduously rooted-out and punished severely enough, it will prod everyone towards a more respectful workplace in which the first thought that enters a man’s mind when seeing a provocatively dressed, pouty-lipped woman sporting a bod that won’t quit will be: “Great accounting degree!” rather than: “Great legs!”

In my guts, I suspect that could only be attained when the last shreds of human instinct are beaten-out of existence via unimaginably powerful bureaucratic apparatuses which regulate every facet of life and constantly hold the hammer of punishment over people’s heads. Just imagine what kind of Utopian workplace that would turn-out to be, eh? Plus, it’ll work-out swell for the people holding the hammer.

But until that marvelous day arrives, us folks will have to make do with, shall we say, less-than-ideal palliatives. (Hallelujah!) And on that note, famed actress Marion Cotillard is on the case to inform us of an elegant solution to the age-old problem of getting those meatheads to look you in the eyes instead of at your juggs.

Best of all, it has NOTHING to do with you closing up the topmost buttons on your blouse so that the lacy edges of your bra don’t tantalizingly peek-out. That’s a ridiculous idea and there’s no reason you should ever considering doing that as long as you live. Ever. Pretty please? So purge that heresy from your silly little head immediately.

Right. Instead, you ought to consider getting a pair of Forehead Tittaes™ by Janae, which is a far more sensible thing to do. Plus, it sounds French. Or Walloon. Or something.

Let’s watch!

Simple. Elegant. Sensible. Buy some for yourself and for all your friends.

Hmm. You know… I think I might’ve seen a pair of those being worn by some background characters in a particularly cheap episode of Babylon 5 one time.

Though slightly ridiculous, the Cami Secret seems to be quite functional – assuming you wish to cover up any cleavage in the first place.