It ain’t easy turning 30, let me tell ya! Sorry for the lack of news updates about the MFI party, but I think I’ve only had about 10 hours of actual sleep in the last 5 days. I don’t know the actual number however because my brain turned off on or around the 2nd day of parties. Luckily there was some photographic evidence of the whole ordeal to help jog the memory.
Friday started off by heading down to Exotic Cakes to pick up the cake for the party. Boy was that sucker heavy! Just imagine trying to lug that thing through LAX airport. Airport security had field day ’searching’ the voluptuous cake for contraband.
Luckily we met some of the best flight attendants in the world on Southwest airlines. Not only did they give us priority boarding due to our massive cake, but they gave us complimentary cocktails, sang happy birthday Marilyn Monroe style, and… get this, gave us a ride to our final destination. Oh, and if that wasn’t enough for ya one of them even came out to join us for night number one of parties!
Note: That is a boob cake sitting atop an airport wheel chair. I told you they were heavy!
Briana wore the most amazing dress on night number 2. She could have used a bit of tape however! 
The cake caused quite the commotion at the club. Right after one of the burlesque dancers finished her frisky bar-dancing routine, the band jumped right into yet another sexy rendition of happy birthday, which was timed with the presentation of the cake. Sparklers and all.
And if you think that waitress is hot… wait to you see our main server. Ooof.
How can you not dive right in and start motorboating!?
Boobs. Cake. Friends. Drink. What else do you need in life?
Jay shares some F-cup sized frosting with our waitress and another party guest.
The growd gathers around. Everyone wants some of the action/cake.
The aftermath. Damaged goods.
Scottsdale has got to have one of the highest hot-chick-per-capita ratings ever. Our waitress is proof of that. She was all about helping to promote MFI in the club too. She mentioned she may even join the site in a few years to have her implants redone. Stunning. Where’s an engagement ring when ya need one!?
So after our return flight to LA, we had a few hours to take a quick nap before repacking our suitcases to fly out to New York City for a live TV taping of an interview on the brand new FOX Business network. Lindsay met us out there to help represent the females of MFI. This was our first encounter with the new and improved Lindsay 2.0. And wow. The “hoots” looked phenomenal in person!! One of the co-hosts of the show Cody Willard, clearly agrees.
Yet another MFI flyer with hot-babe photo.
The interview was for a show called ‘Happy Hour’ which is filmed live at The Bull & Bear. A world famous bar in the pristine Waldorf Astoria hotel on Park Ave. We tried to class up the place a little bit by leaving some MFI marketing materials behind in the mens bathroom. The bartenders loved the idea of MFI, so what the heck… maybe the clientèle will too! Shoot, those patrons could probably afford to buy everyone and their moms new implants. Let’s hope a few signed up.
For some reason all eyes were on us at the bar. Was it because we were the only ones under 40? Could be. But my guess is that it was Lindsay’s ‘aura’
As has become a tradition, every MFI interview is followed by an MFI celebration of some sort. And our last night in New York was no exception. We had a plane to catch at 6:45am so we pulled an all-nighter. It just seemed like the right thing to do a day before my 30th birthday when 3000 miles from home.
A huge thanks to everyone that showed up and made the party a big success. And thanks to everyone that has sent their happy birthday wishes as well!
