Does Cami Secret deprive men of the one thing that makes them happy? Probably not, but it does look pretty silly. Comedian Nick Stevens has made a parody of the ridiculous invention that intends to solve the problem of low-cut shirts and bulky undershirts.

Watch the funny, yet mildly offensive (warning!) take on the commercial below:

[ From: Huffpost.com ]

All those guys who say they only read Playboy for the articles can now do so on their iPad, thanks to the adult magazine’s new boob-less app.

Playboy agreed to censor its content in order to secure a place in the App Store, where any software that Apple considers “obscene, pornographic, offensive or defamatory” is banned.

Many iPad users have expressed frustration at the self-censorship because (aside from the addition of a 30-second interview clip), the app is basically a digital version of the print magazine, but without the nudity.

Displeased by the lack of dynamic content, a review of the app by MinOnline points out: “The problem for Playboy is that the missing pieces are so obvious because they are so well known.”

The Playmate of the Month, one of the magazine’s most popular photo features, will only appear on the iPad only as a tasteful headshot.

Earlier this week on one of Australia’s biggest morning shows, the Kyle and Jackie O show, our own Cindy Sweet woke up extra early to give an interview about her experience on MyFreeImplants. Here is an audio clip from the show:

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A huge thank you to Cindy for her participation and for spreading the word!

Why waste money on art materials when you’ve got breasts?

Rather than using a paintbrush, Kira Ayn Varszegi uses her 38DD boobs to paint her abstract art. The paintings are created by coating her breasts with various colored paints and then pressing and dragging them on the canvas for a breast-taking finish.

Selling for about $600 a piece, the income from the paintings is enough to support both Kira and her breasts. She admits (unsurprisingly) though that some people seem more interested in photos of the “creative process” than they do in the final products. Watch below:

Paintings that raise more than smiles can be found on Kira’s website, TurtleKiss.com.

If $600 sounds a little steep, remember that the price also includes the cost of an awesome (but possibly awkward) conversation piece.

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Without a doubt, everybody is out enjoying their summers. On a hot day, who doesn’t love an ice cream at the beach, complete with a breast-related gag?

For those of you who don’t feel like translating it from the Russian, the dialogue goes a bit like this:

Fuzzy dude: Are they real?
Anna: They’re real.
Fuzzy dude: Wow, can I try them?
Voice-over: Ekzo ice cream with REAL berries! Etc! Etc!

Well, it’s not exactly a laugh-riot but, you have to admit, it’s a pretty nice rack indeed.

Ironically, the boobs of the babe in question, Anna Semenovich, a skater-turned-actress, are most certainly not “real” if these before and after pictures are any evidence.

But it wasn’t all fun and games making this commercial, you know. It was plagued by production problems starting from Day 1.

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Really, just don’t ask. It’s self-evident enough to not need a translation. Just ignore the annoying sponsorship stuff being overlaid in the first third.

When you combine roller-sleds, boobs and remote-controlled electric shock backpacks, this is the only possible result of the three. There is literally no other way to mix them.

This weird Russian ad reminds us of the importance of insurance…

Seriously though, driving can be treacherous on mountainous boobs.

[ From: dailymotion.com ]

Congrats to all you daddy’s out there on your special day! We’d like to wish you a Happy Father’s Day, and we hope you have the opportunity to spend time with family today

Perhaps you’ve heard this urban-legend before, ladies. You’re on a plane. Maybe you’re on your way to a fabulous tropical island vacation. Perhaps you’re on a business trip to hook an important new client. Or perhaps you’re going on a banal visit to your newly-widowed Aunt Tilley in Indianapolis, the one with the yappy little dog you can’t stand.

At any rate, you hope to stun ‘em with your proud, new, fake-ass Double-D’s. As the Delta Airlines 737 breaches the tops of the clouds, the cabin pressure drops and you suddenly sense an uncomfortable stretching in your chest…

To your dismay, you look down and see your blouse stretching frontward! Little pockets of gas within your implants are expanding due to the decrease in cabin pressure, threatening to burst your chest wide open!

Just check-out this shamefully moronic, badly-acted and (hopefully) ironized dramatization, which would feel strangely incomplete were it to lack its tasteless Hindustani stereotyping:

Right. If you think about it, it’s an extremely stupid kind of myth indeed.

Perhaps a million gallons of carbonated beverages fly on airplanes every single day, yet you don’t experience any excessive fizz, do you?

Nonetheless, urban-legends are harder to kill than vampires. Fortunately, the always-erudite Adam and Jaime of MythBusters are on the case. They will create the tests and ask the tough question: Is it so or ain’t it so?

And, hold the phone and brace yourselves… it ain’t so at all.

The video is about 10 minutes long, but it’s well worth watching as they try, in vain, to use air pressure to destroy implants nestled within a mock-up torso made of a flesh-approximating colloid. As always, the duo oddly relishes the process way more than the anticlimactic results. You can sort of see the cartoon thought-bubbles hovering over their heads saying: “Isn’t this so friggin’ cool??”

SCIENCE!!! Is there anything it can’t do?

So there you have it, folks. Another myth definitively… busted!

So to speak.

On Monday’s edition of ‘The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson’ 88-year-old Betty White was dressed in a referee’s uniform because she needs to earn extra cash officiating at the World Cup finals.

She needs the money for medical bills – nothing life threatening – she just wants some breast implants so she can stay hot.

Oh, Betty. Partaking in the World Cup AND breast implants? No wonder your career is so red hot right now!

[ From: tvsquad.com ]