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	<title>The Breast Blog for Boob News on MyFreeImplants for all your boob news &#187; Funny or Weird</title>
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		<title>Tiny Man. Giant Boobs. Buy a Fiat.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 06:25:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeanette: MyFreeImplants</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not sure what this has to do with selling cars, but I suppose that&#8217;s the point. [ via: adweek.com ]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not sure what this has to do with selling cars, but I suppose that&#8217;s the point. <img src='http://myfreeimplants.com/free-breast-implants/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/73q2dUNwh6I" frameborder="0" width="420" height="315"></iframe></p>
<p>[ via: <a href="http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/tiny-man-frolics-giant-cleavage-fiat-ad-140515">adweek.com</a> ]</p>
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		<title>New Canadian $20 Bill Has Topless Ladies</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 03:08:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeanette: MyFreeImplants</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, that&#8217;s what focus groups saw anyway. The image seen is actually the Vimy Memorial in France, dedicated to Canadian soldiers who fought and died in the World War I battle that helped turn the tide of the war. Many participants in the focus group knew nothing about the history of the battle. Numerous others [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, that&#8217;s what focus groups saw anyway. The image seen is actually the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_National_Vimy_Memorial">Vimy Memorial in France</a>, dedicated to Canadian soldiers who fought and died in the World War I battle that helped turn the tide of the war.</p>
<p>Many participants in the focus group knew nothing about the history of the battle. Numerous others indicated the images on the new bill too closely resembled the Twin Towers before 9/11 and were <a href="http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/05/08/Naked-woman-seen-in-new-Canadian-20-bill/UPI-93921336486185/">too pornographic</a>. Really?!</p>
<p><strong>The new bill:</strong><br />
<a href="http://myfreeimplants.com/free-breast-implants/index.php/2012/05/12/new-canadian-20-bill-has-topless-ladies/newbill/" rel="attachment wp-att-13009"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-13009" title="NewBill" src="http://myfreeimplants.com/free-breast-implants/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/NewBill-500x228.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="228" /></a></p>
<p><strong>The Twin Towers with topless ladies in question:</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://myfreeimplants.com/free-breast-implants/index.php/2012/05/12/new-canadian-20-bill-has-topless-ladies/toplessladies/" rel="attachment wp-att-13010"><img class="alignleft  wp-image-13010" title="toplessladies" src="http://myfreeimplants.com/free-breast-implants/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/toplessladies-500x390.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="390" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Not actually the Twin Towers with topless ladies</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://myfreeimplants.com/free-breast-implants/index.php/2012/05/12/new-canadian-20-bill-has-topless-ladies/vimy_memorial/" rel="attachment wp-att-13011"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-13011" title="vimy_memorial" src="http://myfreeimplants.com/free-breast-implants/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/vimy_memorial.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="600" /></a></p>
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<p>[ From: <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/canadian-20-bill-has-naked-ladies-atop-the-twin-t">buzzfeed.com</a> ]</p>
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		<title>#BustyGirlProblems</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 01:52:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeanette: MyFreeImplants</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, the things we must deal with!! [ bustygirlcomics.com ]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">Oh, the things we must deal with!!</p>
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<p>[ <a href="http://bustygirlcomics.com/">bustygirlcomics.com</a> ]</p>
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		<title>The Proof is in the Boobs</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 02:31:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeanette: MyFreeImplants</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last week Higinio O. Ochoa III was charged by the FBI with hacking into US law enforcement agencies and releasing phone numbers and home addresses of police officers. How did he get caught? A picture of his girlfriend&#8217;s boobs. Seriously. The FBI accuses the 30-year-old Linux administrator, who goes by the name wormer, of being [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://myfreeimplants.com/free-breast-implants/index.php/2012/04/16/the-proof-is-in-the-boobs/busted-2/" rel="attachment wp-att-12741"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-12741" title="busted" src="http://myfreeimplants.com/free-breast-implants/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/busted1.jpg" alt="" width="319" height="360" /></a>Last week Higinio O. Ochoa III was charged by the FBI with hacking into US law enforcement agencies and releasing phone numbers and home addresses of police officers. How did he get caught? A picture of his girlfriend&#8217;s boobs.</p>
<p>Seriously.</p>
<p>The FBI accuses the 30-year-old Linux administrator, who goes by the name wormer, of being part of an anonymous hacking group called <em>CabinCr3w</em>. The woman in the photo is his Australian girlfriend who lives in Melbourne, Australia. This image was used by the FBI as &#8216;definitive proof&#8217; that Ochoa is the hacker involved in several illegal actions.</p>
<p>Back in February, Ochoa allegedly posted a tweet under the handle <em>@Anonw0rmer</em> directing followers to a site containing stolen information from various law enforcement agency websites. At the bottom of the site was a photo of his girlfriend with a sign that read: <em>&#8220;PwNd by w0rmer &amp; CabinCr3w &lt;3 u BiTch&#8217;s !&#8221;</em></p>
<p>The picture was taken with an iPhone with GPS information that showed the photo was taken at the woman&#8217;s home. Other tweets from @Anonw0rmer had more pictures of this woman and links to sites with illegally obtained information. This was enough cause for the FBI to gain access to Ochoa&#8217;s Facebook page where they discovered more photos of the Australian woman and also that she was listed as his girlfriend.</p>
<p>Though the photo used as evidence does not show the woman&#8217;s face, the boobs were enough proof to convince the FBI that there is no doubt that this is the same woman, and that Ochoa is wormer. Busted!</p>
<p>[ From: <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5901430/these-breasts-nailed-anonymous-hacker-in-fbi-case">gizmodo.com</a> ]</p>
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		<title>Love is Having Matching Breast Implants</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2012 07:15:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeanette: MyFreeImplants</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This film documents a couple who fell so madly in love with each other that they underwent several plastic surgery procedures &#8211; including breast implants &#8211; as a way to solidify their union by looking more and more alike. They call their transformative project &#8220;Pandrogyne.&#8221; Whoa. Has anyone seen this yet? [ thestranger.com ]]]></description>
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<p>This film documents a couple who fell so madly in love with each other that they underwent several plastic surgery procedures &#8211; including breast implants &#8211; as a way to solidify their union by looking more and more alike. They call their transformative project &#8220;Pandrogyne.&#8221;</p>
<p>Whoa.</p>
<p>Has anyone seen this yet?</p>
<p>[ <a href="http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2012/04/03/love-is-having-matching-breast-implants-the-ballad-of-genesis-and-lady-jaye">thestranger.com</a> ]</p>
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		<title>Listen To My Breasts When I&#8217;m Talking To You!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2012 05:39:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason: MyFreeImplants</dc:creator>
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		<title>NFL&#8217;s Oldest Cheerleader Says Breast Implants Divide Locker Room</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2012 01:40:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeanette: MyFreeImplants</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While promoting her new memoirs on becoming the oldest cheerleader in the NFL, 43-year-old Laura Vikmanis of the Cincinnati Ben-Gals let&#8217;s us in on an interesting locker room secret: the cheerleading squad is divided by those who are real and those who are fake&#8230; Boobs, that is! &#8220;The most prominent division on the Ben-Gals is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While promoting her new memoirs on becoming the oldest cheerleader in the NFL, 43-year-old Laura Vikmanis of the Cincinnati Ben-Gals let&#8217;s us in on an interesting locker room secret: the cheerleading squad is divided by those who are real and those who are fake&#8230; Boobs, that is!</p>
<p>&#8220;The most prominent division on the Ben-Gals is not between the young girls and the older girls but between the Real Boobs and the Fake Boobs,&#8221; the mother of two <a href="http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20120315/ENT/303160030">told the Cincinnati Enquirer</a>. &#8220;This is despite the fact that at any given time, a third of the Real Boobs are considering implants.&#8221;</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve always had my suspicions that talk of boobs dominated the locker room, but not quite in this context <img src='http://myfreeimplants.com/free-breast-implants/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>In all seriousness though, Laura has done quite well for herself and is very inspirational in sharing her story of personal accomplishment. You can hear more about her life in the clip below:</p>
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<div>Remember ladies: no matter what age you are or what life has thrown at you, with determination, dedication, and most importantly love for yourself &#8212; you CAN DO IT! <img src='http://myfreeimplants.com/free-breast-implants/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </div>
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<div>[ From: <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/nfl-oldest-cheerleader-explains-breast-implants-divide-locker-150005339.html">sports.yahoo.com</a> ]</div>
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		<title>Why We Need MFI</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2012 00:51:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Drone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[British psychologist Stephen Kellaway has been sentenced to 32 months in prison after cheating the government out of £43,000 in housing benefits despite owning more than £1 million in property in and around London. He also earned £100,000 through his practice and sent his two children to private school while collecting housing benefits. When he [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>British psychologist Stephen Kellaway has been sentenced to 32 months in prison after cheating the government out of £43,000 in housing benefits despite owning more than £1 million in property in and around London. He also earned £100,000 through his practice and sent his two children to private school while collecting housing benefits.</p>
<p>When he learned authorities were onto him, he and his wife traveled to Russia where she had implant surgery. She returned alone carrying a fake certificate of his death and an urn with his ashes. When she tried to collect on a £1.7 million life insurance policy, investigators began asking questions.</p>
<p>Kellaway was found in Thailand where he had been hiding since faking his death. He was not doing well there either, having lost his job teaching English and living in fear of being deported.</p>
<p>He was found guilty and sentenced to 32 months in prison and his wife was ordered to pay back £55,000 under the proceeds of crime act.</p>
<p>Think how much trouble they could have avoided if she&#8217;d just signed up for MFI!</p>
<p>[ <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9131078/Psychologist-faked-death-after-using-benefits-scam-to-pay-for-wifes-breast-job.html">Telegraph</a> ]</p>
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		<title>Cat Detects Breast Cancer Before Doctors, Saves Owner&#8217;s Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 02:17:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeanette: MyFreeImplants</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A dog may be man&#8217;s best friend, but in the case of British woman Wendy Humphreys, a cat is undoubtedly this woman&#8217;s best friend. And, her life saver. Humphreys, 52, was bewildered at first when her 10-month-old cat, Fidge, began jumping on her right breast every night for weeks on end so she decided to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://myfreeimplants.com/free-breast-implants/index.php/2012/03/12/cat-detects-breast-cancer-before-doctors-saves-owners-life/cat-saves-life-large/" rel="attachment wp-att-12414"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-12414" title="CAT-SAVES-LIFE-large" src="http://myfreeimplants.com/free-breast-implants/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/CAT-SAVES-LIFE-large.jpg" alt="" width="260" height="190" /></a>A dog may be man&#8217;s best friend, but in the case of British woman Wendy Humphreys, a cat is undoubtedly this woman&#8217;s best friend. And, her life saver.</p>
<p>Humphreys, 52, was bewildered at first when her 10-month-old cat, Fidge, began jumping on her right breast every night for weeks on end so she decided to visit a physician, the <em>Daily Mail</em> reports.</p>
<p>What doctors found astounded Humphreys. She had a malignant pea-sized tumor in her breast that could have metastasized if it hadn&#8217;t been discovered early. She is now scheduled to undergo chemotherapy and credits Fidge with saving her life.</p>
<p>What doctors found astounded Humphreys: She had a malignant tumor in her breast about the size of a pea that could have metastasized if it hadn&#8217;t been discovered early. She is now scheduled to undergo chemotherapy and credits Fidge with saving her life, <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2090635/Breast-cancer--My-kitten-alerted-cancer-kept-jumping-breast.html" target="_hplink">according to the paper</a>.</p>
<p>Studies have shown that dogs can also pick up on physical ailments and illnesses by detecting changes in people&#8217;s smell. Researchers in Japan conducted a study in 2011 to see how well a dog could identify people with colorectal cancer. The dog was accurate 98 percent of the time, <a href="http://www.npr.org/2011/02/04/133498144/can-dogs-smell-cancer">NPR reported</a>.</p>
<p>[ From: <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/08/cat-diagnoses-owners-life-breast-cancer_n_1332466.html">huffingtonpost.com</a> ]</p>
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		<title>How not to Avoid a Ticket</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman in Florida has been charged with Driving Under the Influence after driving her car more than 15 mph (about 25kph) over the posted 35 mph (about 55 kph) speed limit. She also swerved into oncoming traffic before parking across two spaces. Officers responding to the complaint found her slurring her speech and reeking [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-12167" title="reynolds" src="http://myfreeimplants.com/free-breast-implants/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/reynolds.jpg" alt="" width="260" height="190" />A woman in Florida has been charged with Driving Under the Influence after driving her car more than 15 mph (about 25kph) over the posted 35 mph (about 55 kph) speed limit. She also swerved into oncoming traffic before parking across two spaces. Officers responding to the complaint found her slurring her speech and reeking of alcohol.</p>
<p>The officer asked her to step out of the vehicle for some roadside tests and she explained that because she had big boobs she wouldn&#8217;t be able to closer her eyes and balance. She said &#8220;Big breasts don&#8217;t balance well&#8221;.</p>
<p>Asked if she had any injuries, Raymond told the officer that she had &#8220;big breasts&#8221; and whiplash, according to the report. Asked to walk a straight line, Raymond began to dance. &#8220;When I told her she had to keep her hands at her side she stated &#8216;hell no, not with these.&#8217; Telling me again she can&#8217;t do it, not with her big boobies,&#8221; the officer added.</p>
<p>She also tried to show the officer her breasts but he forced her to stop.</p>
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