Without a doubt, everybody is out enjoying their summers. On a hot day, who doesn’t love an ice cream at the beach, complete with a breast-related gag?

For those of you who don’t feel like translating it from the Russian, the dialogue goes a bit like this:

Fuzzy dude: Are they real?
Anna: They’re real.
Fuzzy dude: Wow, can I try them?
Voice-over: Ekzo ice cream with REAL berries! Etc! Etc!

Well, it’s not exactly a laugh-riot but, you have to admit, it’s a pretty nice rack indeed.

Ironically, the boobs of the babe in question, Anna Semenovich, a skater-turned-actress, are most certainly not “real” if these before and after pictures are any evidence.

But it wasn’t all fun and games making this commercial, you know. It was plagued by production problems starting from Day 1.

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Really, just don’t ask. It’s self-evident enough to not need a translation. Just ignore the annoying sponsorship stuff being overlaid in the first third.

When you combine roller-sleds, boobs and remote-controlled electric shock backpacks, this is the only possible result of the three. There is literally no other way to mix them.

MFI’s most brilliant and extraordinary smiley face with those famous legs that go ALL the way up has agreed to have the tables turned on him in this unprecedented (except for that one time a couple years ago with that other girl) event in which he will now face his own infamous twenty questions.

His friends say, “Drone is the type of Man you wish you could meet in real life.He is smart, sensitive, creative and thoughtful…He is also still very much a MAN..:o) His heart is of gold.”, “PERFECTION!! Still is….and will ALWAYS be the best guy in all of MFI!! Made my day AGAIN today!”, “Thoughtful,caring, heart of gold, Don’t miss out on his advice, I’m blessed with his wisdom and friendship:D Thank you Drone, I don’t think there is anything more I can add to this feedback:D other than its a pleasure knowing you:D” and “Annika loves you.” These are, of course, anonymous and chosen at random. Not that it matters, because they are only a few of the hundreds of glowing feedbacks that only someone like Drone could have acquired in his time here at MFI.

How long have you wanted to cyber-support strange women in achieving their free surgery goals?
I think I started in about December 2002.

Oh ok, so since the beginning of time. ’02 was a simpler time where I lived my life as an A cup, and had never even heard of the Monopoly Guy or Joey B. Where did you hear about MFI?
A friend of mine had her own bigger boob site and Jason wrote her asking her to consider joining or at least promoting MFI. She asked me to check it out and see what I thought.

So basically that little mom n pop boob site was seen as a threat and then strategically dismantled and you were unwittingly used as a pawn in this increasingly diabolical plan for world domination and the extermination of natural breasts. Is it true that you spend quite a bit of time on MFI and that you are wearing pants a mere 12% of that time?
Oh sure, Big Daddy almost never wears a shirt and no one gives him a hard time.

Big Daddy’s curves are too incredible to keep hidden, Drone- we’ve been over this. How do you really feel about Joe Biden and our on-again off-again affair- do you think I am in love with being in love?
I never liked him and now I hate him even more. He’s a flat-nosed, flat-faced, flat-head. I like his shoes, but I wouldn’t want to be in them.

So it’s about all the flatness- I’m noticing an anti-flatness mindset in general around here. What do you think is the most successful thing you have done on the site?
I’m not sure. Twenty questions is probably the most well-known. I think the Focus On articles have really helped some women make it to the Hall of Fame though. Maybe convincing everyone that a poorly-drawn smiley is really an okay guy.

For me personally, I’ve never met a poorly-drawn smiley I didn’t like. But you can bet your clams you’re my favorite! Do you have any special advice for other ladies?
Be more like Annika. Focus on the things you’re good at and figure out how to use those things to make friends. If you ask a friend for advice, take it.

Great advice, except for the first part- that advice only leads to heartbreak and a bum pocket. Do you think Joe Biden could take The Monopoly Guy in a fight? Do you think you could take him or them in a fight? Do you think they could possibly join forces to use their power for good and become the most incredible crime-fighting duo of all time?
Joe could take Uncle Pennybags easy. That dude is old. Well, they’re both old, but The Monopoly Guy is really old. I think I could take them both as long as our only weapon was a very sharp duck. No, I don’t think they could become incredible at much of anything.

Did I give you permission to touch me there?
Yes, you did. Go back to page 67 of our messages and you’ll see that you not only gave permission, you practically begged.

Oh, I see… you are most correct. Carry on. What is your biggest pet peeve (besides people thinking you work here)?
People who think they know what MFI is all about. I hate being told that I’m doing it wrong – it reminds me too much of having sex with my wife. Oh. Did I say that out loud? It reminds me too much of “making love” with my wife.

Your wife says that there will be none of either tonight. Do your friends and family know about you and MFI?
My wife does. A few others but not many.

What’s the best thing a fraulein/model did for you?
Shared.

What was your favorite moment during your time on MFI?
There have been many. Seeing friends reach HoF, new features implemented, etc. The ultimate favorite though is probably the same thing. It’s that confident after picture where I’m pretty sure the women finally sees herself the way her friends have always seen her. A picture like that in May 2008 kept me on this site and pictures like it keep me coming back.

Which is a perfect transition for my next question. True or False: OMG Justin Beiber!!!!!.
I pray to all that is holy that it is false. Otherwise Joe can have you.

So, um… Is this a porn site?
This is a social networking site which some people use to find or sell porn. Other people use it to meet friends, discuss music, gain confidence, create silly videos, get breasts, play checkers, get on the FBI watch list by threatening the vice-president, or some combination of all those things. MFI is not a porn site, but some people do use it that way. As long as they treat others with respect and don’t insist that theirs is the one true MFI, I’m fine with them.

I’ve never been a fan of flying anyway and I figured it was only a matter of time before I ended up on the no-fly list for something or other. So, would you recommend the site to a friend?
I have.

Which lady are you rooting for to succeed?
There are many and I wouldn’t normally pick just one, but since you have that 1919 toaster out again, I’ll name one (but please realize that there are many, many other women I consider deserving) I’d love to see Katie X succeed. I think she’s a very beautiful girl and I think she has been working at this site for a long time. I’m glad she has some help, but I just wish everyone would go back and read some of her blogs to see how wonderful she is.

(Slowly lowers biggest toaster on planet) I couldn’t agree more!! Which benefactor are you rooting for to fail?
Whichever one just told some girl (old or new) that she’s never going to make it unless she does nudes. Also, anyone who claims to be a HOFmaker and insists on special treatment for his awesome advice. There is only one way to be a “HoFmaker” and that’s to donate. Advice can be helpful, but not everything works for everyone. There is no one size fits all on MFI other than spending time on the site – that pretty much always works.

Since we’re being honest, which evil genius whose name starts with a J would you most like to see drink a warm glass of shut the hell up?
Joe Biden.

Joey resents that. What new feature would you most like to see on MFI?
It’s a toss-up. I think there are two things I most want to see. One is I’d like to see the idea of “reward pics” implemented. It’s in the feedback forums, but the idea is that a woman can put together a picture set and then ask for a donation to see it. It has all kinds of positives going for it. The other thing I’d like to see is better rules enforcement against the benefactors who ask for personal contact info or scam women into giving them free pictures, chat, etc.

What is the best part of the “MFI experience” (besides my boobs of course)?
Your boobs (while amazing) are no match for the smile in that first after pic you sent me. That’s the moment for me every time. Seeing someone finally realize what an amazing person they are because they aren’t distracted by their opinion of their own breasts.

Smile. Ok, back to the journalism… so, did you ever think Bugs Bunny was hot when he dressed up like a girl bunny?
I don’t watch a lot of tv.

I’ll take that as an emphatic, “yes”,What’s the first piece of lingerie you plan to purchase when you get your new breasts?
If only…

Ditto.
Bonus Questions

What question would you like me to never ask anyone the next time I do this since I plan to never do this again?
Can I have your baby?

Is there anything else you’d like to add?
Yes.

Cool.

This weird Russian ad reminds us of the importance of insurance…

Seriously though, driving can be treacherous on mountainous boobs.

[ From: dailymotion.com ]

Congrats to all you daddy’s out there on your special day! We’d like to wish you a Happy Father’s Day, and we hope you have the opportunity to spend time with family today

Perhaps you’ve heard this urban-legend before, ladies. You’re on a plane. Maybe you’re on your way to a fabulous tropical island vacation. Perhaps you’re on a business trip to hook an important new client. Or perhaps you’re going on a banal visit to your newly-widowed Aunt Tilley in Indianapolis, the one with the yappy little dog you can’t stand.

At any rate, you hope to stun ‘em with your proud, new, fake-ass Double-D’s. As the Delta Airlines 737 breaches the tops of the clouds, the cabin pressure drops and you suddenly sense an uncomfortable stretching in your chest…

To your dismay, you look down and see your blouse stretching frontward! Little pockets of gas within your implants are expanding due to the decrease in cabin pressure, threatening to burst your chest wide open!

Just check-out this shamefully moronic, badly-acted and (hopefully) ironized dramatization, which would feel strangely incomplete were it to lack its tasteless Hindustani stereotyping:

Right. If you think about it, it’s an extremely stupid kind of myth indeed.

Perhaps a million gallons of carbonated beverages fly on airplanes every single day, yet you don’t experience any excessive fizz, do you?

Nonetheless, urban-legends are harder to kill than vampires. Fortunately, the always-erudite Adam and Jaime of MythBusters are on the case. They will create the tests and ask the tough question: Is it so or ain’t it so?

And, hold the phone and brace yourselves… it ain’t so at all.

The video is about 10 minutes long, but it’s well worth watching as they try, in vain, to use air pressure to destroy implants nestled within a mock-up torso made of a flesh-approximating colloid. As always, the duo oddly relishes the process way more than the anticlimactic results. You can sort of see the cartoon thought-bubbles hovering over their heads saying: “Isn’t this so friggin’ cool??”

SCIENCE!!! Is there anything it can’t do?

So there you have it, folks. Another myth definitively… busted!

So to speak.

I’m usually partial to Brazilians, but a couple of the ladies on the German squad can certainly hold their own (if ya know what I mean (and I think you do)).

More pics here.

On Monday’s edition of ‘The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson’ 88-year-old Betty White was dressed in a referee’s uniform because she needs to earn extra cash officiating at the World Cup finals.

She needs the money for medical bills – nothing life threatening – she just wants some breast implants so she can stay hot.

Oh, Betty. Partaking in the World Cup AND breast implants? No wonder your career is so red hot right now!

[ From: tvsquad.com ]

Some recent photos of a busty Sarah Palin have been floating around the internet fueling rumors that the former Vice Presidential candidate received a boob job. Rather than post a story about the possible new additions, I think the following photo is more important to discuss:

In this candid photo from her days as an undergrad at the University of Idaho, a younger Palin, now 46, showed off a pink T-shirt that read “I may be broke but, I’m not flat busted.”

Boob job for Miss Wasilla…?

She wouldn’t dare! No female short of a natural C-cup would wear such a shirt.

[ From: gawker.com ]

Kind of an interesting, random departure. Most beauty contests disallow cosmetic surgery, but not so for Miss Plastic Hungary. No natural babes, thank you very much!

This isn’t entirely a new idea, either. China has been having these as far back as 2004 and a number of other countries have followed suit.

Anyone know Hungarian? No? Here’s the English version.