Looks like size H [for Heidi] is now out of the question for newly separated ‘reality star’ Heidi Montag. Her G-cup breast implants have apparently bred buyer’s remorse.

Montag, who is famous from MTV reality soap “The Hills,” is on the latest cover of Life & Style magazine revealing that she (unfortunately) has some serious regrets about her ginormous boobs.

“My boobs are crushing me,” the 23-year-old, who underwent 10 plastic surgeries last November, told the magazine. “My body’s still getting used to them and I have major anxiety about it.”

Montag revealed that her G-cup implants are “so heavy” they constantly strain her back, making it impossible to work out.

Montag also told the magazine that she wishes to get away from Hollywood and her pain, and live out the rest of her life in Costa Rica. In fact, she is currently searching for a plastic surgeon in South America who can reduce her breasts “to a D or a double D.”

But Montag wonders if she’ll ever get her old body back after Dr. Frank Ryan, the plastic surgeon who initially operated on her, tragically died in a car crash last week.

[ From: abcnews.com ]

Without a doubt, everybody is out enjoying their summers. On a hot day, who doesn’t love an ice cream at the beach, complete with a breast-related gag?

For those of you who don’t feel like translating it from the Russian, the dialogue goes a bit like this:

Fuzzy dude: Are they real?
Anna: They’re real.
Fuzzy dude: Wow, can I try them?
Voice-over: Ekzo ice cream with REAL berries! Etc! Etc!

Well, it’s not exactly a laugh-riot but, you have to admit, it’s a pretty nice rack indeed.

Ironically, the boobs of the babe in question, Anna Semenovich, a skater-turned-actress, are most certainly not “real” if these before and after pictures are any evidence.

But it wasn’t all fun and games making this commercial, you know. It was plagued by production problems starting from Day 1.

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Perhaps you’ve heard this urban-legend before, ladies. You’re on a plane. Maybe you’re on your way to a fabulous tropical island vacation. Perhaps you’re on a business trip to hook an important new client. Or perhaps you’re going on a banal visit to your newly-widowed Aunt Tilley in Indianapolis, the one with the yappy little dog you can’t stand.

At any rate, you hope to stun ‘em with your proud, new, fake-ass Double-D’s. As the Delta Airlines 737 breaches the tops of the clouds, the cabin pressure drops and you suddenly sense an uncomfortable stretching in your chest…

To your dismay, you look down and see your blouse stretching frontward! Little pockets of gas within your implants are expanding due to the decrease in cabin pressure, threatening to burst your chest wide open!

Just check-out this shamefully moronic, badly-acted and (hopefully) ironized dramatization, which would feel strangely incomplete were it to lack its tasteless Hindustani stereotyping:

Right. If you think about it, it’s an extremely stupid kind of myth indeed.

Perhaps a million gallons of carbonated beverages fly on airplanes every single day, yet you don’t experience any excessive fizz, do you?

Nonetheless, urban-legends are harder to kill than vampires. Fortunately, the always-erudite Adam and Jaime of MythBusters are on the case. They will create the tests and ask the tough question: Is it so or ain’t it so?

And, hold the phone and brace yourselves… it ain’t so at all.

The video is about 10 minutes long, but it’s well worth watching as they try, in vain, to use air pressure to destroy implants nestled within a mock-up torso made of a flesh-approximating colloid. As always, the duo oddly relishes the process way more than the anticlimactic results. You can sort of see the cartoon thought-bubbles hovering over their heads saying: “Isn’t this so friggin’ cool??”

SCIENCE!!! Is there anything it can’t do?

So there you have it, folks. Another myth definitively… busted!

So to speak.

On Monday’s edition of ‘The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson’ 88-year-old Betty White was dressed in a referee’s uniform because she needs to earn extra cash officiating at the World Cup finals.

She needs the money for medical bills – nothing life threatening – she just wants some breast implants so she can stay hot.

Oh, Betty. Partaking in the World Cup AND breast implants? No wonder your career is so red hot right now!

[ From: tvsquad.com ]

Some recent photos of a busty Sarah Palin have been floating around the internet fueling rumors that the former Vice Presidential candidate received a boob job. Rather than post a story about the possible new additions, I think the following photo is more important to discuss:

In this candid photo from her days as an undergrad at the University of Idaho, a younger Palin, now 46, showed off a pink T-shirt that read “I may be broke but, I’m not flat busted.”

Boob job for Miss Wasilla…?

She wouldn’t dare! No female short of a natural C-cup would wear such a shirt.

[ From: gawker.com ]

Kind of an interesting, random departure. Most beauty contests disallow cosmetic surgery, but not so for Miss Plastic Hungary. No natural babes, thank you very much!

This isn’t entirely a new idea, either. China has been having these as far back as 2004 and a number of other countries have followed suit.

Anyone know Hungarian? No? Here’s the English version.

There were rumors circling around that Sharon Osbourne was going to give her breast implants as a gift to rocker husband Ozzy Osbourne.

Osbourne confirmed this rumor at her appearance on the “Today” show this morning (04.19.2010). She told the hosts that her breast implants will be removed this summer and given to Ozzy as paperweights.

The 57-year-old reality TV star says the implants will be better on Ozzy’s desk “than on my chest… ’cause they’re awful.”

Not an entire loss. At least Ozzy will still be able to get his hands on them.

[ From: latimes.com ]

Oh, for crying out loud. This is simply awful.

I mean, if you’re going to have cast members of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia doing a breast-exam spot, it really ought to be Danny DeVito and Charlie Day.

The chemistry goes without saying, you know?

The internet is abuzz with rumors that actress Kate Hudson has undergone a “small” breast augmentation. An insider told Us Weekly magazine that Hudson, 30, had surgery in late March because she has always been self conscious of her small chest.

“Kate makes jokes about her boobs, but her chest has always been one of her biggest insecurities,” explains a source.

In the past, the actress has proudly proclaimed that she liked having small boobs. “I have small breasts, obviously,” she said at the 2002 Golden Globes. “It’s nice to be able to wear a plunging neckline and have it be elegant.”

If you look very closely, the photos below indicate that Hudson may have had a change of heart. Hudson has yet to comment on the rumors.

[ From: usmagazine.com ]

Amy Winehouse was admitted to the hospital last week after reportedly suffering from chest pains caused by her recent breast implants.

A source told The Sun, “Amy was in agony and became convinced it was something to do with her boobs. She thought she would leave it for a while but the pain got worse.”

Winehouse, who has graciously displayed her £35,000 D’s since having the surgery in the fall, has had numerous issues, including pains in her chest, and an allergic reaction to medication that caused some leakage after her appearance on a British television show in October.

Doctors are considering removing the singer’s much loved implants if they continue to give her any more hassle. She is waiting for a decision on whether the implants have to come out or if she will need corrective surgery.

A source added, “Amy loves her curves and would hate to have them taken out. She is still her bubbly self but she is worried.”

From: [ thesun.co.uk ]