In the latest Funny or Die.com short, Heidi Montag speaks out about the horrors of having to pay for plastic surgery with a credit card.

The blond star of “The Hills” talks about some of her recent surgeries, Lauren Conrad, and most importantly, how you can contact your senator to push bank and credit card reform.

Did anyone see the phone number to call? I got distracted about 6 seconds in…

At the Academy Awards after party this past Sunday, two awards for best cleavage definitely should have been given to Christina Hendricks and Katy Perry.

Ladies, we applaud you.

Some other ladies not shy about showing off their ample assets on the red carpet included Mariah Carey, Hilary Swank, Vanessa Hudgens, Stacey Dash, and Amber Rose.

Who was your favorite breast dressed celebrity of the evening?

Daniel Angerer, owner of the New York City restaurant Klee Brasserie is making headlines with the newest addition to his menu: “Mommy’s Milk” cheese, made from his wife’s excess breast milk.

The chef began experimenting with human milk in the kitchen eight weeks ago after his wife gave birth and she began freezing her excess milk. The idea has delighted some, and disgusted others, but is not the first attempt to promote human milk for general consumption.

A while back a Swiss restaurant named Storchen introduced a menu featuring human breast-milk edibles, which inspired PETA to ask ice-cream giant Ben & Jerry’s to switch from unhealthy bovine juice from tormented calves (aka cow milk) to healthier, humane human breast milk.

Though Ben & Jerry’s wasn’t so keen on the idea, Daniel Angerer’s supporters are now urging him to consider making breast milk ice cream as well. The chef invites anyone who’s interested to try his titillating creation, and even offers a recipe for the cheese on his blog should you ever actually want to try it at home.

Interesting idea for the purposes of sustainable eating, but I think I’ll have to take a pass on this one.

[ From: opposingviews.com ]

Though slightly ridiculous, the Cami Secret seems to be quite functional – assuming you wish to cover up any cleavage in the first place.

For the second time in about a week, Colorado has gotten upset over an ad featuring boobs. The first time was over an ad that revealed puppet boobs belonging to Lucy of Avenue Q. This week, the boob outrage was over a banner advertising the Perky Cups coffee shop, where the waitresses serve coffee and burritos, while wearing bikinis.

The city council of Aurora, CO deemed the ad legal after people complained, but then the coffee shop’s landlord took it down anyway on Wednesday for the sake of being a good neighbor. The decline of business due to the removal of the banner has yet to be determined.

[ From: AdFreak.com ]

This News article serves as an advance notice that we are planning a policy update regarding activity requirements of members in Hall Of Fame (a.k.a. HOF). As of April 2^nd, we will be enforcing the same 30-day activity requirements for both HOF and non-HOF members up until the point that model agreement documents are received by MFI.  What this now means is that if a member in HOF fails to uphold an active role on the site, her account will enter a suspended state, at which point she will come out of HOF and her donations will become available for transfer.

Once the policy is implemented, it will be a lot harder to go for an extended period of time without either having the surgery, or at least staying active on the site. If a surgery must be delayed for whatever reason, we feel that it is only fair to require that those in HOF at least keep their friends informed as to the reason(s) why.

We hope that with this change it will be less likely that we see a once friendly face disappear upon reaching her goal, as she is still a very important part of the MFI community.

No, this is not about the sister of the 3-boobed prostitute from Total Recall. 47-year-old Mary Alaimo is suing her plastic surgeon for $5 million over a botched breast augmentation that went so poorly that she “came out of that operation with essentially four breasts.”

According to Alaimo’s suit filing, her breasts now “appear flattened on the bottom with severe swells the size of a softball on top,” and that she suffers from “pain… disability, loss of self-esteem, humiliation and embarrassment.”

Even after undergoing two corrective procedures -the first with the original doctor- Alaimo purportedly suffered more scarring and “implants that slid downward, making her breasts appear even further deformed.”

In terms of a defense, the doctor’s lawyer said that Alaimo should have been more aware of the risks of plastic surgery before going under the knife.”Plastic surgery is trivialized,” He said.  “But the reality is that plastic surgery is just that—surgery. There are no guarantees.”

Yes, there will always be  risks associated with surgery. But four boobs even after two corrective surgeries? I don’t think he’s going to win this one.

[ From: consumerist.com ]

For the 5,200 people that gathered yesterday to be photographed in front of the Sydney Opera House, it must have been a very cold day in Australia.

For the sake of art and diversity, photographer/nude-ographer Spencer Tunick gathered an army of naked bodies to deliver the strong message to the world that Australians embrace a free and equal society.

[ From: Nerve.com ]

In case your Reebok Easytones aren’t giving you enough support...

Who comes up with this stuff?

The American Society of Plastic Surgeons (ASPS) and the American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery (ASAPS) have announced that fat grafting for breast augmentation is not recommended at this time. The recommendation is based on a lack of safety and efficacy data, in addition to concerns that the procedure may interfere with accurate detection of cancer.

Fat grafting, or lipoinjection, is the transfer of fat cells from one area of the body to another area of the body, and is commonly used for enhancement of the face or hands. Despite the increasing interest in the augmentation procedure, there is little clinical evidence to suggest that this technique is safer or better than saline or silicone implants.

More information is available on the websites of ASPS (www.plasticsurgery.org) and the Aesthetic Society (www.surgery.org).