Viki reached her goal on June 17, 2010 becoming the 615th woman to do so and the 102nd for 2010. Her friends say, “We have just met, and already I think she is one of the coolest, smartest, funniest, most righteous people ever. Online or offline. If you don’t know her, write her a message and be prepared to have your socks blown off into the next area code.” “As I’m walking to the next area code to retrieve my socks, I only think of how sexy, intelligent, witty, funny and awesome Viki is!” and, “Words fail to describe this very fun free spirited soul.She will melt your cold heart and bring sunshine into your life. She radiates beauty and has a classiness far more than anyone else I have met here.She should be friended and taken well care of.” Viki will go down in Hall of Fame history as not only a brilliant blogging machine, but as the first MFI fraulein to selflessly reverse PIF (PIB, if you will) for a fallen comrade (fallen pocketed comrade) that she had never met in real life. Here’s to you, Vikster. Skol!

Let’s cut to the chase. How long have you wanted surgery?

Since January 6th, 2007. At 2:17 AM.

I think everyone remembers where they were at that moment. Where did you hear about MFI?

I actually totally do not remember! I probably just stumbled upon it! You know how the internet is. I probably saw a reference somewhere, right-clicked and opened in new tab to read later, read later and was all, “heeeeeeeeell yes!”

How long did it take you?

52 days. But I took a long break in the middle to help push Annika back into HOF.

Ah, yes. Thanks for that., though in the interest of full disclosure, it was more groping than pushing. About how many hours per day or week did you spend on MFI?

A *LOT* Probably every waking hour of every day, pretty much. I nanny for a very young baby and therefore I spend a lot of time in the house so I pretty much never signed off. I would stay signed in with my laptop next to my head while I slept and sometimes I would wake up at 4 AM, see a new message, answer it and then go back to sleep. It was pretty insane. Now I need to find something else to do with my free time.

Balloon animals could be good. What do you think was the most successful thing you did on the site?

Blogging my little heart out, I suppose. I did pictures and tried to hustle them at first, just to get some momentum going, but later on I sort of got tired of that and just concentrated on being nice to people.

If only there was a way to be nice AND a hustla. Do you have any special advice for other ladies?

If you’re going to be all high-and-mighty about not doing nudes, you need to realize that you have to then offer something ELSE. You have to replace them with something else. Try: a personality! you can’t just sit there like a clothed lump with a blank profile and expect men to take pity on you or something, that’s not how it works in the real world and that’s not how it works here. I also *highly* recommend falling in love with someone as loquacious as yourself. It makes you eager to check your messages.

Although… I have met a coupla clothed lumps I wouldn’t kick outta bed for eatin crackers. Tell us about your first and last donation.

My first one was for $1.62, from someone who I ended up not even really interacting with. The last was from my biggest benefactor by FAR, it took me straight from #8 to HOF. He’s a peach, girls- never asked for ANYTHING in return, just decided to help me out of the kindness of his heart. Truly a sweetheart.

So, if I may be so bold…How much of your total was from messages and how much from donations?

$4332 in donations and $2768 in messages. I have been told that this is a hugely high number of messages.

When did you realize this might work for you?

I still don’t really believe it. I mean, I do, but I’m kind of in disbelief, you know? When I have boobs, I’ll believe it.

Me too. In fact, I won’t believe anything until I see your boobs.It’s kind of a boycott of sorts. How big are you planning to go?

Sofia Loren.

Do your friends and family know about you and MFI?

The only person I told is a 1 year old Spanish speaker. So, that would be a no. I’ll tell my best friend at some point, but no one else. I’m going to lie and tell everyone I’m on a new medication, or that puberty just got its second wind, or something. Or I’ll just not mention it and react with icy silence when they comment.

Funny how icy silence works in almost any social situation. Although I wouldn’t trust that toddler further than you can throw her. So I’d find out just how far that is. What’s the best thing a benefactor did for you?

Carved a picture of an eel into a rutabaga (for you brits: swede)

Classic move in the art of seduction. What was your favorite moment during your time on MFI?

Probably getting a blogging ban. That was hilarious. Or that time Annika said I could lick her bellybutton.

Offer still stands, and your follow up to banned blog-blog was the first time I discovered you, FYI. Was there anyone who you took inspiration from on your trip to the Hall of Fame?

Annika is the only girl I knew anything about, really. Terri’s blogs were good. Melody seemed like someone I would get along with.

It’s fun talking about Annika in the theirs person, yes? Has being on MFI made any difference in your life besides breasts and time?

Aside from how I now completely blatantly check out other women’s boobs on the bus or in the street? No. I didn’t tell anyone, like I said, and to tell you the truth, I’m pretty much online all the time anyway, so it was no great timesuck.

It’s fun to talk about Annika in the third person. Would you recommend it for a friend?

If I ever had the courage to mention it.

Courage is overrated- now chutzpa on the other hand…. Which lady are you rooting for to succeed next?

You know, I was going to say L. <3 because I like her blogs, but she got there *before* me so I’ll go with another entertaining blogger, Rach=Dork. Viki=Dork too so we have that in common. OOH, and *Maria* because she’s a musician AND a youth worker, which is a killer combo.

Annika=Dork as well, but that’s not important right now. What new feature would you most like to see on MFI?

Some sort of limited profile-view for other ladies. I don’t want to gossip behind you guys backs or anything, I just want to see like, what bands the other ladies listen to, and what they do for a living, etc.

Ok, so some kind of secret model gossip club- not sure the J’s will go for it, but they have surprised me more than twice. [What was the best part of the “MFI experience” (besides boobs of course)?

Glancing nervously over my shoulder and diligently deleting the browser history whenever I used someone else’s computer! Also, enjoying myself far, far, far, far, FAR more than I would have thought possible.

What’s the first piece of lingerie you plan to purchase while glancing nervously over your shoulder when you get your new breasts?

(see corsets blog) (X A BILLION)

Bonus Questions

What question would you like me to ask the next person to make the Hall of Fame?

Does this blog make me look fat?

Only a little in the face. What’s your favorite book?

Trout Fishing in America by Richard Brautigan.

Viki, this is a family site, for pete’s sake.. Is there anything else you’d like to add?

Remember: it is not he or she or it or them that you belong to. Oh, and porn-positive feminism!

MFI’s most brilliant and extraordinary smiley face with those famous legs that go ALL the way up has agreed to have the tables turned on him in this unprecedented (except for that one time a couple years ago with that other girl) event in which he will now face his own infamous twenty questions.

His friends say, “Drone is the type of Man you wish you could meet in real life.He is smart, sensitive, creative and thoughtful…He is also still very much a MAN..:o) His heart is of gold.”, “PERFECTION!! Still is….and will ALWAYS be the best guy in all of MFI!! Made my day AGAIN today!”, “Thoughtful,caring, heart of gold, Don’t miss out on his advice, I’m blessed with his wisdom and friendship:D Thank you Drone, I don’t think there is anything more I can add to this feedback:D other than its a pleasure knowing you:D” and “Annika loves you.” These are, of course, anonymous and chosen at random. Not that it matters, because they are only a few of the hundreds of glowing feedbacks that only someone like Drone could have acquired in his time here at MFI.

How long have you wanted to cyber-support strange women in achieving their free surgery goals?
I think I started in about December 2002.

Oh ok, so since the beginning of time. ’02 was a simpler time where I lived my life as an A cup, and had never even heard of the Monopoly Guy or Joey B. Where did you hear about MFI?
A friend of mine had her own bigger boob site and Jason wrote her asking her to consider joining or at least promoting MFI. She asked me to check it out and see what I thought.

So basically that little mom n pop boob site was seen as a threat and then strategically dismantled and you were unwittingly used as a pawn in this increasingly diabolical plan for world domination and the extermination of natural breasts. Is it true that you spend quite a bit of time on MFI and that you are wearing pants a mere 12% of that time?
Oh sure, Big Daddy almost never wears a shirt and no one gives him a hard time.

Big Daddy’s curves are too incredible to keep hidden, Drone- we’ve been over this. How do you really feel about Joe Biden and our on-again off-again affair- do you think I am in love with being in love?
I never liked him and now I hate him even more. He’s a flat-nosed, flat-faced, flat-head. I like his shoes, but I wouldn’t want to be in them.

So it’s about all the flatness- I’m noticing an anti-flatness mindset in general around here. What do you think is the most successful thing you have done on the site?
I’m not sure. Twenty questions is probably the most well-known. I think the Focus On articles have really helped some women make it to the Hall of Fame though. Maybe convincing everyone that a poorly-drawn smiley is really an okay guy.

For me personally, I’ve never met a poorly-drawn smiley I didn’t like. But you can bet your clams you’re my favorite! Do you have any special advice for other ladies?
Be more like Annika. Focus on the things you’re good at and figure out how to use those things to make friends. If you ask a friend for advice, take it.

Great advice, except for the first part- that advice only leads to heartbreak and a bum pocket. Do you think Joe Biden could take The Monopoly Guy in a fight? Do you think you could take him or them in a fight? Do you think they could possibly join forces to use their power for good and become the most incredible crime-fighting duo of all time?
Joe could take Uncle Pennybags easy. That dude is old. Well, they’re both old, but The Monopoly Guy is really old. I think I could take them both as long as our only weapon was a very sharp duck. No, I don’t think they could become incredible at much of anything.

Did I give you permission to touch me there?
Yes, you did. Go back to page 67 of our messages and you’ll see that you not only gave permission, you practically begged.

Oh, I see… you are most correct. Carry on. What is your biggest pet peeve (besides people thinking you work here)?
People who think they know what MFI is all about. I hate being told that I’m doing it wrong – it reminds me too much of having sex with my wife. Oh. Did I say that out loud? It reminds me too much of “making love” with my wife.

Your wife says that there will be none of either tonight. Do your friends and family know about you and MFI?
My wife does. A few others but not many.

What’s the best thing a fraulein/model did for you?
Shared.

What was your favorite moment during your time on MFI?
There have been many. Seeing friends reach HoF, new features implemented, etc. The ultimate favorite though is probably the same thing. It’s that confident after picture where I’m pretty sure the women finally sees herself the way her friends have always seen her. A picture like that in May 2008 kept me on this site and pictures like it keep me coming back.

Which is a perfect transition for my next question. True or False: OMG Justin Beiber!!!!!.
I pray to all that is holy that it is false. Otherwise Joe can have you.

So, um… Is this a porn site?
This is a social networking site which some people use to find or sell porn. Other people use it to meet friends, discuss music, gain confidence, create silly videos, get breasts, play checkers, get on the FBI watch list by threatening the vice-president, or some combination of all those things. MFI is not a porn site, but some people do use it that way. As long as they treat others with respect and don’t insist that theirs is the one true MFI, I’m fine with them.

I’ve never been a fan of flying anyway and I figured it was only a matter of time before I ended up on the no-fly list for something or other. So, would you recommend the site to a friend?
I have.

Which lady are you rooting for to succeed?
There are many and I wouldn’t normally pick just one, but since you have that 1919 toaster out again, I’ll name one (but please realize that there are many, many other women I consider deserving) I’d love to see Katie X succeed. I think she’s a very beautiful girl and I think she has been working at this site for a long time. I’m glad she has some help, but I just wish everyone would go back and read some of her blogs to see how wonderful she is.

(Slowly lowers biggest toaster on planet) I couldn’t agree more!! Which benefactor are you rooting for to fail?
Whichever one just told some girl (old or new) that she’s never going to make it unless she does nudes. Also, anyone who claims to be a HOFmaker and insists on special treatment for his awesome advice. There is only one way to be a “HoFmaker” and that’s to donate. Advice can be helpful, but not everything works for everyone. There is no one size fits all on MFI other than spending time on the site – that pretty much always works.

Since we’re being honest, which evil genius whose name starts with a J would you most like to see drink a warm glass of shut the hell up?
Joe Biden.

Joey resents that. What new feature would you most like to see on MFI?
It’s a toss-up. I think there are two things I most want to see. One is I’d like to see the idea of “reward pics” implemented. It’s in the feedback forums, but the idea is that a woman can put together a picture set and then ask for a donation to see it. It has all kinds of positives going for it. The other thing I’d like to see is better rules enforcement against the benefactors who ask for personal contact info or scam women into giving them free pictures, chat, etc.

What is the best part of the “MFI experience” (besides my boobs of course)?
Your boobs (while amazing) are no match for the smile in that first after pic you sent me. That’s the moment for me every time. Seeing someone finally realize what an amazing person they are because they aren’t distracted by their opinion of their own breasts.

Smile. Ok, back to the journalism… so, did you ever think Bugs Bunny was hot when he dressed up like a girl bunny?
I don’t watch a lot of tv.

I’ll take that as an emphatic, “yes”,What’s the first piece of lingerie you plan to purchase when you get your new breasts?
If only…

Ditto.
Bonus Questions

What question would you like me to never ask anyone the next time I do this since I plan to never do this again?
Can I have your baby?

Is there anything else you’d like to add?
Yes.

Cool.