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Viki reached her goal on June 17, 2010 becoming the 615th woman to do so and the 102nd for 2010. Her friends say, “We have just met, and already I think she is one of the coolest, smartest, funniest, most righteous people ever. Online or offline. If you don’t know her, write her a message and be prepared to have your socks blown off into the next area code.” “As I’m walking to the next area code to retrieve my socks, I only think of how sexy, intelligent, witty, funny and awesome Viki is!” and, “Words fail to describe this very fun free spirited soul.She will melt your cold heart and bring sunshine into your life. She radiates beauty and has a classiness far more than anyone else I have met here.She should be friended and taken well care of.” Viki will go down in Hall of Fame history as not only a brilliant blogging machine, but as the first MFI fraulein to selflessly reverse PIF (PIB, if you will) for a fallen comrade (fallen pocketed comrade) that she had never met in real life. Here’s to you, Vikster. Skol!

Let’s cut to the chase. How long have you wanted surgery?

Since January 6th, 2007. At 2:17 AM.

I think everyone remembers where they were at that moment. Where did you hear about MFI?

I actually totally do not remember! I probably just stumbled upon it! You know how the internet is. I probably saw a reference somewhere, right-clicked and opened in new tab to read later, read later and was all, “heeeeeeeeell yes!”

How long did it take you?

52 days. But I took a long break in the middle to help push Annika back into HOF.

Ah, yes. Thanks for that., though in the interest of full disclosure, it was more groping than pushing. About how many hours per day or week did you spend on MFI?

A *LOT* Probably every waking hour of every day, pretty much. I nanny for a very young baby and therefore I spend a lot of time in the house so I pretty much never signed off. I would stay signed in with my laptop next to my head while I slept and sometimes I would wake up at 4 AM, see a new message, answer it and then go back to sleep. It was pretty insane. Now I need to find something else to do with my free time.

Balloon animals could be good. What do you think was the most successful thing you did on the site?

Blogging my little heart out, I suppose. I did pictures and tried to hustle them at first, just to get some momentum going, but later on I sort of got tired of that and just concentrated on being nice to people.

If only there was a way to be nice AND a hustla. Do you have any special advice for other ladies?

If you’re going to be all high-and-mighty about not doing nudes, you need to realize that you have to then offer something ELSE. You have to replace them with something else. Try: a personality! you can’t just sit there like a clothed lump with a blank profile and expect men to take pity on you or something, that’s not how it works in the real world and that’s not how it works here. I also *highly* recommend falling in love with someone as loquacious as yourself. It makes you eager to check your messages.

Although… I have met a coupla clothed lumps I wouldn’t kick outta bed for eatin crackers. Tell us about your first and last donation.

My first one was for $1.62, from someone who I ended up not even really interacting with. The last was from my biggest benefactor by FAR, it took me straight from #8 to HOF. He’s a peach, girls- never asked for ANYTHING in return, just decided to help me out of the kindness of his heart. Truly a sweetheart.

So, if I may be so bold…How much of your total was from messages and how much from donations?

$4332 in donations and $2768 in messages. I have been told that this is a hugely high number of messages.

When did you realize this might work for you?

I still don’t really believe it. I mean, I do, but I’m kind of in disbelief, you know? When I have boobs, I’ll believe it.

Me too. In fact, I won’t believe anything until I see your boobs.It’s kind of a boycott of sorts. How big are you planning to go?

Sofia Loren.

Do your friends and family know about you and MFI?

The only person I told is a 1 year old Spanish speaker. So, that would be a no. I’ll tell my best friend at some point, but no one else. I’m going to lie and tell everyone I’m on a new medication, or that puberty just got its second wind, or something. Or I’ll just not mention it and react with icy silence when they comment.

Funny how icy silence works in almost any social situation. Although I wouldn’t trust that toddler further than you can throw her. So I’d find out just how far that is. What’s the best thing a benefactor did for you?

Carved a picture of an eel into a rutabaga (for you brits: swede)

Classic move in the art of seduction. What was your favorite moment during your time on MFI?

Probably getting a blogging ban. That was hilarious. Or that time Annika said I could lick her bellybutton.

Offer still stands, and your follow up to banned blog-blog was the first time I discovered you, FYI. Was there anyone who you took inspiration from on your trip to the Hall of Fame?

Annika is the only girl I knew anything about, really. Terri’s blogs were good. Melody seemed like someone I would get along with.

It’s fun talking about Annika in the theirs person, yes? Has being on MFI made any difference in your life besides breasts and time?

Aside from how I now completely blatantly check out other women’s boobs on the bus or in the street? No. I didn’t tell anyone, like I said, and to tell you the truth, I’m pretty much online all the time anyway, so it was no great timesuck.

It’s fun to talk about Annika in the third person. Would you recommend it for a friend?

If I ever had the courage to mention it.

Courage is overrated- now chutzpa on the other hand…. Which lady are you rooting for to succeed next?

You know, I was going to say L. <3 because I like her blogs, but she got there *before* me so I’ll go with another entertaining blogger, Rach=Dork. Viki=Dork too so we have that in common. OOH, and *Maria* because she’s a musician AND a youth worker, which is a killer combo.

Annika=Dork as well, but that’s not important right now. What new feature would you most like to see on MFI?

Some sort of limited profile-view for other ladies. I don’t want to gossip behind you guys backs or anything, I just want to see like, what bands the other ladies listen to, and what they do for a living, etc.

Ok, so some kind of secret model gossip club- not sure the J’s will go for it, but they have surprised me more than twice. [What was the best part of the “MFI experience” (besides boobs of course)?

Glancing nervously over my shoulder and diligently deleting the browser history whenever I used someone else’s computer! Also, enjoying myself far, far, far, far, FAR more than I would have thought possible.

What’s the first piece of lingerie you plan to purchase while glancing nervously over your shoulder when you get your new breasts?

(see corsets blog) (X A BILLION)

Bonus Questions

What question would you like me to ask the next person to make the Hall of Fame?

Does this blog make me look fat?

Only a little in the face. What’s your favorite book?

Trout Fishing in America by Richard Brautigan.

Viki, this is a family site, for pete’s sake.. Is there anything else you’d like to add?

Remember: it is not he or she or it or them that you belong to. Oh, and porn-positive feminism!