Perhaps you’ve heard this urban-legend before, ladies. You’re on a plane. Maybe you’re on your way to a fabulous tropical island vacation. Perhaps you’re on a business trip to hook an important new client. Or perhaps you’re going on a banal visit to your newly-widowed Aunt Tilley in Indianapolis, the one with the yappy little dog you can’t stand.
At any rate, you hope to stun ‘em with your proud, new, fake-ass Double-D’s. As the Delta Airlines 737 breaches the tops of the clouds, the cabin pressure drops and you suddenly sense an uncomfortable stretching in your chest…
To your dismay, you look down and see your blouse stretching frontward! Little pockets of gas within your implants are expanding due to the decrease in cabin pressure, threatening to burst your chest wide open!
Just check-out this shamefully moronic, badly-acted and (hopefully) ironized dramatization, which would feel strangely incomplete were it to lack its tasteless Hindustani stereotyping:
Right. If you think about it, it’s an extremely stupid kind of myth indeed.
Perhaps a million gallons of carbonated beverages fly on airplanes every single day, yet you don’t experience any excessive fizz, do you?
Nonetheless, urban-legends are harder to kill than vampires. Fortunately, the always-erudite Adam and Jaime of MythBusters are on the case. They will create the tests and ask the tough question: Is it so or ain’t it so?
And, hold the phone and brace yourselves… it ain’t so at all.
The video is about 10 minutes long, but it’s well worth watching as they try, in vain, to use air pressure to destroy implants nestled within a mock-up torso made of a flesh-approximating colloid. As always, the duo oddly relishes the process way more than the anticlimactic results. You can sort of see the cartoon thought-bubbles hovering over their heads saying: “Isn’t this so friggin’ cool??”
SCIENCE!!! Is there anything it can’t do?
So there you have it, folks. Another myth definitively… busted!
So to speak.
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SCIENCE!!! Is there anything it can’t do?
As far as I know, it’s never explained why a guy can’t get a date in upstate New York.
True. It also doesn’t explain why the same guy CAN get dates outside of upstate New York.
Is upstate New York a Dead Zone, or a Twilight Zone, or something? Maybe Magic or VooDoo can explain what Science can’t…
Ugh. You know, I thought I was finished complaining about living there.
Okay, imagine that you invite a woman someplace and they accept.
Then imagine that, for whatever reason, they fail to hold-up their end of the deal. Perhaps they cancel hours before. Perhaps they change their minds. Perhaps they forgot about you. Perhaps they simply didn’t “feel like it”. If you’re lucky, perhaps they will later apologize and make vague promises for a “next time” which never materializes.
Now, imagine living in a place where that kind of thing happens so routinely that you eventually say “fuck it” and find that it’s way more fulfilling to find dark humor in the utter dysfunctionality of it all.
It’s rapidly becoming a fading memory, thank God.
Is there an associated population decline in upstate New York?
I would blame it on the Sex and the City movie. Where the girls would much rather spend their time hanging with the girls sipping on a cosmo and blowing money on themselves. The guys are there for entertainment really lol. Once the entertainment value has left, they move on to the next one. There can only be ONE Mr. Big ya know? (the guys are totally lost right now and there are tons of girls nodding in agreeance lmao).
I think I shouldnt had watched the first video so early in the morning…*VOMIT*
mmmmmmmmmmmm I want some cannoli!!!
g: why, YES actually:
http://www.forbes.com/2010/06/04/migration-moving-wealthy-interactive-counties-map.html?preload=39099
Give the map time to load, then click on ANY significantly-populated county in that area. You see it’s a welter of red stretching in all directions.
Mythbusters FTW.