Courtesy of Manofest, I thought this was worth a gander:
Here are some instructive examples of how you can make it so that people pay attention to you and not to your friends!
There’s something about that one gal in the bikini. I don’t know what it is about her, but she seems really fascinating. She’s got a touch of that girl-next-door, come-hither charm. That sly smile, that creamy skin, those mysterious eyes beckoning silently from behind classy shades as her supple lips softly blow minty kisses towards me…
But as for those those foul, leering, manatee-like gorgons that’ve glommed-on to her? Dis-gusting! They’re like a trio of shriveled-up slices of old toast left out in the rain and picked-apart by crows. They look as if they’d been tied-up in Ugly Sacks, beaten to death by Ugly Sticks and flattened by Ugly Steamrollers. I am gripped by the sudden urge to wash-out my eyes with bleach. Urrgh!
I may be a bit biased in my tastes, though.
7 COMMENTS
Leave A CommentPersonally, they’ve ALL got that girl-next-door charm!
well the pic isnt showing up for me! but damn your mean!! funny though lol
Well hon I think you are right I was looking at some of the pictures and you do look for the big boob girls quicker I guess this proves why we are on this site to just be notice some.. Well that’s my case.. I just think a lot of the women even though they are very beautiful the guys want one thing MOST OF THE TIME but not all men.. Oh I hope I don’t put my big foot in my mouth lol..
MissYankee: Well, it’s true that _I_ only want one thing.
And that one thing is… the Quesadilla Burger, only at Applebee’s.
Well dang it.. Now I am HUNGRY.. and haven’t been to Applebee’s in a while. but it is only 2:33 am right now. what to do.. what to do.. LOL>
oh i love that burger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
myhusband thinks it looks so weird he wont even try it but mmmmmmmmmmm:)
lol cant c the pic either!!!