If you’ve bought a pair of Reebok Easytones, they might very well be!
I’m not sure why they had to make the boobs sound like a pair of ditzes, though. They could have tried something more original. Like, I dunno, make them talk as if they were German rocket scientists maybe. That sure would’ve been an unexpected angle…
I figure it’s got to be a bad idea to have your breasts jealous of your derrière. The only possible result of that would be a war in your guts and these kinds of flare-ups can spread quickly. All of your organs would have to pick sides and you could start swelling-up and bleeding from your eyeballs. Maybe. It could happen. And just to err on the side of caution, there is but one reasonable way to defuse that kind of conflict:
Get a boob job.
And, by sheer coincidence, that happens to be my recommended solution to a whole slew of problems.
What can I say?
I’m into holistic medicine.
PS: This commercial sort of made me worry about the conversations that are going-on between my various body parts. I’m especially concerned about what my pancreas and my gall bladder are saying to each other; I honestly think they’re up to no good.
They’ve got to be very pissed at what I do to my liver.
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Leave A CommentMy spleen refuses to speak to anyone anymore.
Just saying.
Now I’m no expert on these things, but wars between different countries taking place on neutral ground in the middle (so that they have to choose one side or the other) was pretty much what happened during the First World War. I kinda think we could do without our bodies taking things to that extreme – why can’t we all just get along with our organs?!
I think my boobs are soooooooooo jealous they are like why can’t we still be perky and firm
yeah my butt is so much bigger than my breasts, its like i dont have boobs anymore because my lower half is so big it makes my upper half seem so small