..Quite an eye-opener, I mean. Courtesy of Ariana beer:

Can’t say I’ve ever had Bulgarian suds before and this is the kind of commercial that rather grabs my attention. But why a pretty young thing in a luxury car would want to step inside a roughly-hewn log dive staffed by a barkeep with a bad case of delirium tremens is something that I don’t quite understand. That’s not the kind of question that ought to be foremost on our minds, I suppose.

No matter. I go absolutely ga-ga over a gal with black nail polish. It just looks so delightfully kick-ass and bitchy. And with bee-stung lips all pumped-up with collagen like those are? I bet she could form a really tight seal if she were to come back to my place and suck on my… bottle.

And you were thinking exactly the same thing, I’m sure.

I mean, she’s got that thing on a chain around her neck, so she’s gotta be guzzling a lot of something on a regular basis, right?

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