Back at the end of December I jotted-down a quick concept for a MyFreeImplants.com TV ad. I know there’s probably no intention to ever create such an ad, I just thought it would be a fun thought experiment.
But, my goodness, this one is much closer to the mark:
The solution to this woman’s problem is obvious.
She should step-backwards, grinding her butt into the crotch of the man behind her so that the door can close.
In fact, let me give some advice to all the ladies: grinding your butt into the crotch of the man behind you is the solution to every problem. Whether it’s fixing jammed photocopiers or mitigating the long-term health effects of nuclear waste, grinding your butt into the crotch of the man behind you is an all-purpose troubleshooter.
But for maximum effect, make sure it’s me who’s behind you.
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Leave A Commentthats the best one so far, where can I find this elevator?