Okay, I’m being a little bit flippant in reaction to this item. If true, there was either some big-time miscommunication or the doc has got some real cojones:
A German woman is suing doctors after she checked in to have wrinkles removed – and woke up with a new pair of breasts…
She wanted to give herself firmer skin and remove the wrinkles after losing 16 stone [224 lbs] on a crash diet.
But when she woke up after the operation she found doctors had put two silicone implants into her breasts, increasing their size from a C cup to a D.
Doctors said the woman should not complain as the best way to tighten the skin and remove the wrinkles was to make her breasts bigger.
I’m no expert on how to smooth-out wrinkles, but that doesn’t sound quite truthful to me. If this story is accurate then, yes, the woman is fully within her rights to complain and the responses of the surgeons– if accurate– are rather astonishing and hard to believe.
But in defense of these brave, selfless, noble, wonderful doctors– who are only doing their best to feed their children and make the world a more wonderful place for Pete’s sake– at least they didn’t tighten her skin by installing a Quasimodo-like humpback, right?
If there was a failure of communication anywhere along the line, I point the finger of blame at the German language itself, which is too difficult for even its native speakers to comprehend.
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Oh, and after she finishes suing them, do you think she’ll keep the implants?
4 COMMENTS
Leave A CommentOk, nothing like that would ever happen to me…probably because I want them so much. Thank goodness I’m going to have my surgery on Monday.
Haha!
She’s yet to realize what a favor they did her!!!
Maybe when she does she’ll stop the lawsuit
Some folks have all the luck, eh?
has anyone mentioned to her the word Thank You,,,
i think someone should let her know to say it to the doc !!!
with a Great Big Sloppy Kiss !!!
;oD