I’m something of a connoisseur when it comes to Chinese bra commercials.
Who could forget this magnificent little number I posted back in April?
Ahh, good times…
But you need to understand where my fascination stems from. At one time in the past, Mainland Chinese tv was boring as dirt and bra commercials were the only way you could see a hint of ta-ta.
On my first extended trip to the People’s Republic in ’92, I’d noticed they’d barely mastered the basics of commercial ads. But by the late ’90s, the professionalism of advertising had increased by leaps and bounds, often benefiting from the (technically illegal) satellite-receiving and eventual wholesale stealing of Taiwanese-produced entertainment fare. Since Taiwanese entertainment comes from an experienced and more sophisticated market (with slightly more attractive models) you can imagine the improvement in bra ads was enormous. Comparatively speaking, of course.
And I especially remember those heady summer days back in ’98 when I would huddle in my sweaty, darkened, shoebox-sized apartment in southern Guangzhou clad only in underwear like a wacko creep. In the stultifying humidity, I would sit on my sticky vinyl couch waiting, waiting, waiting. Hoping, PRAYING, to spot a ladies’ undergarment commercial during the 5 minute break. It was a titillating luxury because I sort of didn’t have room in my bags for a porno stash.
It was sort of like how certain sex-starved, awkward pubescent boys might leaf-through old copies of National Geographic in the attic in hopes of catching a blurry glimpse of a New Guinea highland woman’s boob. Or so I’ve heard.
Not that I was ever that pathetic, mind you. Getting horny off of National Geographic? Ha ha ha. What a sad, sad thing that would be to admit to.
Ahem.
Well, anyway, Chinese bra commercials were FINE damned entertainment. They were the closest thing I had to Hustler. So I’m proud to present the best Chinese-language bra commercials available to us via the magic of YouTube.
To start with, here is a gleaming example of pure goofiness starring (I suspect) some chick named Pan Huiru:
My favorite bit is when you see the airbags.
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