Does Cami Secret deprive men of the one thing that makes them happy? Probably not, but it does look pretty silly. Comedian Nick Stevens has made a parody of the ridiculous invention that intends to solve the problem of low-cut shirts and bulky undershirts.

Watch the funny, yet mildly offensive (warning!) take on the commercial below:

[ From: Huffpost.com ]

The 633rd member of the Hall of Fame was inducted on August 9,2010. KC Girl is the 122nd woman to reach Hooterville this year. Her friends say “Ashley is an incredibly gorgeous , intelligent, elegant and classy lady. I look forward to getting to know her better and see more of her and have the privilege of becoming friends”, “Simply amazing guys, smart, beautiful, caring, funny and lets not forget the amazing pics. Give her one second of your time and you will be hooked, I guarantee it.”, and “Gentlemen, you simply must donate to this very special sexy lady!! She’s HOT, and friendly, and aims to please, so let’s get her to the HOF”.

1. How long have you wanted surgery?
   I have wanted a bigger chest for about 5 years now.
2. Where did you hear about MFI?
   I heard about it from a radio show here in kc.
3. How long did it take you?
   It took a little over 2 years. Don’t ever give up ladies.
4. About how many hours per day or week did you spend on MFI?
   I tried to be on everyday at least 4 hours but I went through spurts where I was busy with everyday life and couldn’t be on here as much.
5. What do you think was the most successful thing you did on the site?
   I didn’t treat the guys as donators but as friends.
6. Do you have any special advice for other ladies?
   Don’t do things that you will be ashamed of just to get a dollar. If your not comfortable with it don’t do it and for the most part the guys will understand.
7. Tell us about your first and last donation.
   My first donation was from Zach and came as a surprise but a delight. It really got me motivated to get on the path to the HOF. My last donation was from Willie and was a COMPLETE SHOCK!!!! I was at work and it brought tears to my eyes knowing I had made it to HOF and the hard work paid off!
8. How much of your total was from messages and how much from donations?
   4531 was from Donations and 1156 from messages.
9. When did you realize this might work for you?
   After I reached my half way point.
10. How big are you planning to go?
    450-500 cc which will put me at a DD.
11. Do your friends and family know about you and MFI?
    Yes most do and some say I don’t need it but are still supportive and if it’s what I want then to go for it : )
12. What’s the best thing a benefactor did for you?
    Put me in the HOF!!!!
13. What was your favorite moment during your time on MFI?
    Just getting to know people from all over the world and becoming friends with so many people. Becoming so personal with people that I have never met but feel like I really know.
14. Was there anyone who you took inspiration from on your trip to the Hall of Fame? You don’t have to name names.
    No I didn’t really focus much on the other girls on here just focused on getting to the HOF.
15. Has being on MFI made any difference in your life besides breasts and time?
    I have made a lot of friends on here and if it were allowed I would definitely still be friends with some of the guys on here.
16. Would you recommend it for a friend?
    I have already ; )
17. Which lady are you rooting for to succeed next?
    All of them!! But I have to root for Melanie to start off great!
18. What new feature would you most like to see on MFI?
    Be able to put feedback on everyone not just those with a certain amount of messages between the two of you.
19. What was the best part of the “MFI experience” (besides boobs of course)?
    Getting to know all the good guys on here from all over the world and knowing their cultures as well.
20. What’s the first piece of lingerie you plan to purchase when you get your new breasts?
    A new Victoria’s secrets teddy.

Bonus Questions

1. What question would you like me to ask the next person to make the Hall of Fame?
   What’s the first thing you are going to do when you get a bigger chest.
2. Did you ever consider quitting and if so, what motivated you to stay?
   No, every time I had a time of discouragement there was always a couple good guys on here that pulled me through.
3. Is there anything else you’d like to add?
   For all them girls on here that have thought about quitting don’t. For all the girls on here that think there are no guys on here that are good guys and all the guys want is sex. Not true! there are good guys on here keep weeding through the bad ones to get to the good ones. Don’t do anything you aren’t comfortable with. The benefactors will understand and if they don’t it’s not worth a dollar. Thank you everyone who helped me get to the HOF whether it was $1 or $200 I greatly appreciate all you have all done for me and it was great getting to know all of you.

Jessy reached her goal on August 25, 2010 becoming the 655th member of the Hall of Fame. Her friends say “Jessy is absolutely gorgeous as you can see for yourself, but also fantastic to talk to and with incredibly hot pics. So glad I met her, and continue to talk to her”, “Jessy is the thing dreams are made off… sadly just dreams..Simply Amazing, one of a kind.”, and “The best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be! Jess is an amazing woman with a heart of gold! Everything a man could want and more! She will definitely get the blood pumping:) I Love you baby!”.

1. How long have you wanted surgery?
   My friends start developing around 13 or 14, at 16 I began to wonder, “Am I really just a late bloomer? Are they ever really coming?” So at 16, I knew I would one day get implants!
2. Where did you hear about MFI?
   I was here in the UK, watching a show called “100 Men Own My Breasts” and for the record well over 120 Men Own My Breasts.
3. How long did it take you?
   9 weeks and 5 days!
4. About how many hours per day or week did you spend on MFI?
   Anywhere from 2 hours to 8 or 9 hours a day.
5. What do you think was the most successful thing you did on the site?
   Stay true to myself (like every other girls answer lol) I have made 9 close friends with whom I talk to daily, I think it helps, you feel like you really do know the person! Also, as time went by on MFI I slowly started to open up more and take more exciting photos, that I know definitely caught some attention!
6. Do you have any special advice for other ladies?
   Be ACTiVE Be FRiENDLY and SMiLE! Reply to all messages, even if you don’t like the content, in those situations I would just inform the BENEfactor that I was not interested in the request or conversation subject!
7. Tell us about your first and last donation.
   My first donation was from a sweet man for $40.00 within an hour or so of me joining MFI! My last donation was from Todd My Rod for $190.35, Todd was also my second donation and has stuck by my side through everything from day two on MFI! Thank you doll!
8. How much of your total was from messages and how much from donations?
   Donations: $5,586 Messages: $735. I didn’t message too much, lots of Live Chat though!
9. When did you realize this might work for you?
   After a couple hours of being on MFI I got my first donation, I was like, “Alright, I’m going to do this!” and never stopped since then! I figured it would be a couple of weeks before I got a dime but it was a lot easier than I thought! I had a blast!
10. How big are you planning to go?
    Originally I wanted full C/baby D. Now thinking about it so much and going through numerous pairs of panty hose and countless cups of rice (haha I have to laugh at myself for a second!) I think I want to for a full D when it’s all said and done!
11. Do your friends and family know about you and MFI?
    My room mate and my best friend back in the states know. I am getting the urge to tell everyone now that I have made HOF! Watch out MFI, I might be sending some hotties your way!!
12. What’s the best thing a benefactor did for you?
    Other than contributing to my goal, all of the countless compliments! Compliments can really make someone’s day!
13. What was your favorite moment during your time on MFI?
    I’ve had so many amazing times!! Playing hangman on, dreaming of monofin swimming, sharing disgusting videos on YouTube, drinking wine and not being able to understand accents… so many memories I will never forget!
14. Was there anyone who you took inspiration from on your trip to the Hall of Fame? You don’t have to name names.
    I admire all the ladies that have been on MFI for 15 or more months! You girls are so dedicated and I admire the effort you are putting in!! I feel as though I owe something to you ladies! Please contact a close BENE, I’d love to PIF!
15. Has being on MFI made any difference in your life besides breasts and time?
    It has, I feel like I have lived years in the last two months! I have spent loads of time chatting about so many different things and experienced so many high as well as a few lows! It’s been amazing! I’m sad it’s over but I’m ready for the next stage, the BIG enhancement stage!!
16. Would you recommend it for a friend?
    I have a few friends in mind!
17. Which lady are you rooting for to succeed next?
    All the girls on CTG, the girls that have been on MFI for over 15 months and Miss Cindy Sweet! That girl is working hard to get some new TA-TA’s, help her get back to HOF!
18. What new feature would you most like to see on MFI?
    I have read it numerous times, but now being in HOF I see why! I would love it if the HOF girls could contact girls still earning to set up PIF. I think it would be great if HOF girls could contact each other as well!
19. What was the best part of the “MFI experience” (besides boobs of course)?
    All of the friends I have made! It’s been soo amazing and so fun! You don’t realize it until the end, I’m soo grateful for everyone!
20. What’s the first piece of lingerie you plan to purchase when you get your new breasts?
    Babydolls!!

Bonus Questions

1. What question would you like me to ask the next person to make the Hall of Fame?
   Did you fall for one of the BENEfactors, if so, where do you go from here with it?
2. Have you ever bumped into someone from MFI in person?
   On my way to Texas from the UK, I thought my FUNTIME was behind me! Needless to say, it wasn’t him! I’ve always wanted to join the mile high club! haha
3. Is there anything else you’d like to add?
   I could always add more, but I feel like I have dragged this on a bit much already! I’m not very good with short answers! Ok, maybe one last thing…THANK YOUUU!!!!

(My apologies to Jessy who answered these questions back in July. Due to a dumb mistake on my part, she’s been waiting patiently for over a month and I’m sure her many friends have been waiting too.)

A Venezuelan politician is offering breast implants as a raffle prize to raise funds for his parliamentary election campaign.

“Some people raffle TVs and we decided to offer this. It’s an interesting prize and there’s a lot of interest,” National Assembly candidate Gustavo Rojas told Reuters while campaigning in Caracas, Venezuela.

Cosmetic surgery, especially breast augmentation, is widely popular in image-conscious Venezuela where even through a recession, many people are still taking out loans for operations.

Rojas said he was not too worried about potential feminist criticism or the medical details of his offer. “The raffle is a financing mechanism, nothing else.” He said. “It’s the doctor who will do the operation, not me.”

“When someone raffles a TV, some people think it’s a good TV but others don’t like it. It’s the same. I’m not showing disrespect to anyone.”

Venezuelans vote on September 26th for a new parliament.

[ From: canoe.ca ]

Special thanks to Zombie for sharing this article with us.

Rocio took just over 3 months to reach her goal of about $3500. The picture at right is a before.

1. When was your surgery?
   23 rd June 2010.
2. How did you bring up MFI with your doctor?
   I told him I was paying by a third party, he asked me if it wasnt an american company and I said “Yes, indeed. It’s myfreeimplants ” and they said oh ok, we worked with them before (I knew it already though, so I wasn’t worried about that).
3. How did your doctor feel about MFI?
   Totally fine!
4. Did you doctor have you do anything pre-surgery to help make things easier?
   Not to take aspirine 2 weeks before surgery!
5. Did you do anything pre-surgery that was recommended on the internet or by other women?
   Yes, I got a big help on justbreastimplants (forum). Everything you don’t know, they have the answer.
6. How big are your implants and what kind are they (saline, silicon, profile, etc)?
   550 cc silicone hp! They look great and feel natural!
7. How were they implanted (over muscle, under, incision type etc)?
   I got over the muscle because I had enough breast to start off, so my surgeon told me it was better to do it this way, it would be less painful!
8. How did you decide how big to go and what type of implants to get?
   I looked at loads of pictures of before and afters on internet, actually, I was pretty obsessed, haha. And I only looked at woman with the same stats as me. I knew the size I wanted was between 500 and 600 and I knew I really wanted 550.
9. How long after surgery were you in pain?
   I only had pain on my ribs, it quite hurt when I was trying to stand up from my bed, but I could do anything I wanted. I felt pressure on my chest the first week, but not really pain that I could not hold. I didn’t take the painkillers since day 3 I think.
10. Did you need someone to help you with normal tasks after surgery? If so, what did they do? No one helped me, I wanted to do everything myself because I knew I would get better soon, and as I thought, it happened.
11. Did your doctor have any post-surgery advice that really seemed to help with your recovery and/or scar reduction?
    He told me to do anything I feel like I can do, and if it hurts, to stop. The scar reduction, he just told me to put some cream, any cream for scars.
12. Did you do anything else post-surgery that really helped with your recovery?
    Just do everything myself and see how it doesn’t hurt much! And if I felt a lot of pressure on my chest, I would sit down and wait a while.
13. How long before you could resume normal activity?
    Not even 5 days haha.
14. What was your biggest surprise post-surgery?
    They didn’t look that fake! Actually they looked natural 2 weeks after.
15. How closely did you follow your doctor’s advice? He told me I can do anything I feel like, so I suppose 100%.
16. What did you do to get your home ready for your recovery? Clean it before I leave haha.
17. Anything you wish you’d done differently?
    Nothing.
18. Were there any activities that were surprisingly difficult or painful?
    Lifting my arms, putting my jeans on or shoes (only the first 3 days) and drying my hair (I could wash it myself, but dry it was hard because I need to lift my arm for a while.
19. Was there anything you did that turned out to be surprisingly helpful?
    What I said before, just do everything myself. I really did not have that much pain.
20. How did your first “public appearance” with your new boobs go? Any advice for others?
    No one realized! But everyone was amazed how beautiful they were but when I put the bikini on, they asked me if I had a boob job and I said yes, then they said they look natural and very nice! (which is true).
21. Did you find any sites with really good advice on any part of the implant process?
    Yes, justbreastimplants the forum is great!
22. Have you had any complications?
    Not at all. But I know during surgery I had a tube on my throat to help me breathing (I dont know if this is normal or not ) and after I could feel it on my throat! Not a nice taste haha.
23. Anything else you’d like to mention?
    The liquids they inject you during surgery and anesthesia messes up your PERIOD! So I got my period 6 weeks after I should.. and it also makes your tummy look fatter the first 2 months (could be longer though) because you retain liquids in your body. So don’t panick if you get your period 3 times in one month, or you dont get in 2 months! Or if you look a bit fat! It’s normal! and if you have any doubt about your surgery, go on justbreastsimplants forum and ask! they are REALLY helpful!

This one is, of course, an after.

This is not medical advice. This is advice from a woman who has had implant surgery. You should also ask your doctor as every person is different and you can’t be sure that your situation is the same as anyone else’s. If you’ve had surgery and would like to answer these questions, drop me a line, I’d love to include you.

On August 7th, Kristen became the 132nd success story for 2010 and the 643rd woman to get to Hooterville since the site began. Her friends say “Beautiful inside and out!! This girl is simple stunning and totally down to earth and makes me feel warm. Treat her well”, “Simply the most amazing lady on here. She will steal your heart guys. Do yourself a favor and get to know this young lady. My favorite by far”, and “I absolute love talking to her! She has been nothing but a sweetheart from the first day! Plus how can I not love her!? Her eyes are just arresting! Give her love guys, she more than deserves it!”.

1. How long have you wanted surgery?
   I have wanted surgery for as long as I can remember. When I was younger I would say 8 and I would try on my moms bra’s and stuff them… haha
2. Where did you hear about MFI?
   Well I was googling for a financing plan and MFI popped up when I typed in free implant financing.
3. How long did it take you?
   9 Months.
4. About how many hours per day or week did you spend on MFI?
   I spent about 5 hours a day on MFI give or take, and it was mostly Monday through Friday, as I work most weekends. So 5 hours a day, 5 days a week.
5. What do you think was the most successful thing you did on the site?
   Most successful thing had to have been creating these successful bonds with my Bene’s. I really have made some terrific friends.
6. Do you have any special advice for other ladies?
   Yes I do. Be yourself & never write Copy and Paste messages, if you follow those two things you will be making friends in no time.
7. Tell us about your first and last donation.
   Well my first donation came from someone I still talk to, not as much but I do get to chat with him from time to time. And my last donation came from someone that I barely even know, which I was very surprised.
8. How much of your total was from messages and how much from donations?
   Total messages are 1,153.00 And My donations are 3,848.00
9. When did you realize this might work for you?
   As soon as my fund reached 1000.00 dollars. But I was hooked as soon as I got my first dollar message.
10. How big are you planning to go?
    I am planning on going a full D or a small DD.
11. Do your friends and family know about you and MFI?
    Yes, all my friends and family know about MFI.
12. What’s the best thing a benefactor did for you?
    Give me support and let me be myself.
13. What was your favorite moment during your time on MFI?
    I didn’t really have a favorite moment, I had favorite moments. I guess my favorite moment was hitting HOF but my favorite moments were chatting with my closest friends here.
14. Was there anyone who you took inspiration from on your trip to the Hall of Fame? You don’t have to name names.
    Yes, all of the ladies that had already made HOF inspired me.
15. Has being on MFI made any difference in your life besides breasts and time?
    No, it has made no difference in my life. I do everything the same as before I signed up, but I’m sure after I get my boobies there will be a big change in my life then.
16. Would you recommend it for a friend?
    Yes I have already recommended this to all of my friends whether or not they take me up on this offer but none of them believed me at first and I think now that I hit HOF they are like “oh”. LOL so maybe now I have opened up the window for them.
17. Which lady are you rooting for to succeed next?
    Well, since I was on the CTG, I have been watching all of the girls on there go up and up on the list and I am just rooting for all of the girls on CTG List.
18. What new feature would you most like to see on MFI?
    I would like to see where you could send your most favorite bene’s something in return, like maybe have him a wishlist but call it something else. I think that would be a nice way to return a favor if you wanted to send your favorite or top bene a gift for a birthday or holiday, or just because.
19. What was the best part of the “MFI experience” (besides boobs of course)?
    Making wonderful friendships.
20. What’s the first piece of lingerie you plan to purchase when you get your new breasts?
    A new Bra..LOL because all of my bra’s now will be donated to the goodwill.

Bonus Questions

1. What question would you like me to ask the next person to make the Hall of Fame?
   “Why do you want larger boobs?”
2. What one thing are you most proud of about your time on MFI?
   Appearing on the Top 20 List’s.
3. Is there anything else you’d like to add?
   Yes. Ladies and Gents… I am super happy and I want to Thank Everyone that has helped me. You are all the greatest. I want you girls to know that this is totally possible for any of you and I am talking my mom into joining the site and now that I have reached my Goal she will be joining. I will be PIF’ing her so if you still want to chat I will be here… xoxo

Looks like size H [for Heidi] is now out of the question for newly separated ‘reality star’ Heidi Montag. Her G-cup breast implants have apparently bred buyer’s remorse.

Montag, who is famous from MTV reality soap “The Hills,” is on the latest cover of Life & Style magazine revealing that she (unfortunately) has some serious regrets about her ginormous boobs.

“My boobs are crushing me,” the 23-year-old, who underwent 10 plastic surgeries last November, told the magazine. “My body’s still getting used to them and I have major anxiety about it.”

Montag revealed that her G-cup implants are “so heavy” they constantly strain her back, making it impossible to work out.

Montag also told the magazine that she wishes to get away from Hollywood and her pain, and live out the rest of her life in Costa Rica. In fact, she is currently searching for a plastic surgeon in South America who can reduce her breasts “to a D or a double D.”

But Montag wonders if she’ll ever get her old body back after Dr. Frank Ryan, the plastic surgeon who initially operated on her, tragically died in a car crash last week.

[ From: abcnews.com ]

Bree joined the site just over a year ago, August 16, 2009.

1. Let’s start with the obvious. How long have you been on the site?
   I joined MFI around August 09/Sep 09.
2. Have you been active that whole time?
   Active…hmmm I would have to say around 9 months of the near 12.
3. How do you keep yourself motivated?
   Reading through the blogs, hearing about trials and tribulations of normal women and men, maintaining new and old friendships and well ….just taking time out to time out on here.
4. What’s your current total?
   Just under the three hundred mark I would say.
5. How much of that is from messages?
   83 tibits I have been treated with so far.
6. What do you think is the biggest change since you joined the site?
   The biggest change for the site that I have noticed is the quality of the conversation has risen and well for myself…..lets just say I have learned to attempt to like my body for what it really is.
7. What do you think has changed for the better?
   The way that MFI has kept in tune with the rest of the world – constantly updating, and the new emblem… I love it!!!!
8. Do you have a pet peeve about the site or the guys?
   Pet peeve… nothing that makes my face turn red. I just wish that perhaps we could talk to the HOF women.
9. How big are you hoping to go?
   I am currently around a 12B, so I wanna see how well a D sits on my bootyful frame.
10. Have you had a consultation?
    Not as yet….but I am doing a lot of police checks lol.
11. Do you do custom pictures or videos?
    I am trying to do custom pictures but with new commitments it’s a lot harder than I first thought to keep up.
12. What one thing would you like guys to know about you?
    There’s a good, a bad, and then there’s Me!!!!
13. What’s the craziest thing you’ve DONE on the site?
    Craziest….I think it would be just joining this site and continuing to meet complete strangers.
14. Do your friends and family know about you and the site?
    My two sisters know and so do a few close friends, but not my parents or other family members. I think I will tell them afterward.
15. What are some of your hobbies and interests outside of work?
    Zumba. Can shake my booty and get sexier by each class, out where I am we make our own fun… so anything really goes.
16. What sort of work do you do?
    I’m a Dept manager for a retail company… so I guess I feed you somewhere along the line.
17. Is there anyone else you’re rooting for?
    Every single man and women on here…you all deserve the very best conversation and cheeky grins just like I do.

Kelly had her surgery in mid-2008. It took her just under a month to reach her goal of $6,250. She is very active on the site now, piffing for her best-friend and co-conspirator to help her get implants as well. As you can see, this is a before picture.

1. When was your surgery?
   June 2008.
2. How did you bring up MFI with your doctor?
   Well I went through the whole consult first, then came out and told him a 3rd party would be paying for the surgery in advance, I went on to tell him about the website and he looked more interested then surprised.
3. How did your doctor feel about MFI?
   He looked little confused, I’m not sure he believed it to be true.
4. Did you doctor have you do anything pre-surgery to help make things easier?
   None.
5. Did you do anything pre-surgery that was recommended on the internet or by other women?
   Yes a big thing, buy bags of frozen peas to put on yourself after surgery, peas are small round ice cubes that fit all areas. I also ate bananas and took multivitamins as well as arnica pill for bruising.
6. How big are your implants and what kind are they (saline, silicon, profile, etc)?
   400cc silicone memory gel moderate profile.
7. How were they implanted (over muscle, under, incision type etc)? Why did you choose that method?
   They are under the muscle, I chose them after research and actually going to strip joints and looking at and talking to some of the girls.
8. How did you decide how big to go and what type of implants to get?
   That’s a tough one, size was a guessing game with trying on boobs in a bra at the Dr.’s and taking his advice.
9. How long after surgery were you in pain?
   I’m a baby, and I have to say it wasn’t as bad as I thought. I was actually walking around Universal Studios 5 days later.
10. Did you need someone to help you with normal tasks after surgery?
    Taking care of myself no, although even flushing the toilet the first day was hard. Taking care of the kids and household chores yes.
11. If so, what did they do?
    Just taking care of the kids, I have 3 small kids.
12. Did your doctor have any post-surgery advice that really seemed to help with your recovery and/or scar reduction?
    I used surgical tape on the incisions and used kelicote for the scars.
13. Did you do anything else post-surgery that really helped with your recovery?
    Just frozen peas, they were my best friend even if I did smell like peas lol.
14. How long before you could resume normal activity?
    Full normal activity was a month but felt fine after a couple days.
15. What was your biggest surprise post-surgery?
    How good I felt, I thought it was going to be a lot more painful
16. How closely did you follow your doctor’s advice?
    Pretty close.
17. What did you do to get your home ready for your recovery?
    Nothing to my house.
18. Anything you wish you’d done differently?
    As most say maybe a little bigger but I’m happy.
19. Were there any activities that were surprisingly difficult or painful?
    Nothing that I didn’t expect.
20. Was there anything you did that turned out to be surprisingly helpful?
    No just the peas lol.
21. How did your first “public appearance” with your new boobs go?
    My appearance went well, everyone knew I was getting them.
22. Any advice for others?
    Go with your gut, take your time and don’t worry it’s not as bad as you think.
23. Did you find any sites with really good advice on any part of the implant process?
    Yes I found many on the web, but remember everyone is different.
24. Have you had any complications?
    Yea I had to buy new Bras and clothes.
25. Anything else you’d like to mention?
    Good luck, don’t worry and enjoy your new boobs

This one is an after

This is not medical advice. This is advice from a woman who has had implant surgery. You should also ask your doctor as every person is different and you can’t be sure that your situation is the same as anyone else’s. If you’ve had surgery and would like to answer these questions, drop me a line, I’d love to include you.